sights-to-sausage ratio

A ratio describing the number of attractive females for every one male in a given area. Also known as “SSR”.

The sights-to-sausage ratio at the gym today was off the charts!

by SaltyDog420 November 14, 2017

A Sight For Blind Eyes

Something that is so ridiculously ugly that makes you wish you were blind.

Megan: wow mix and match day was not a good idea for spirit week at least not for my eyes.

Lola: yeah i know its a sight for blind eyes.

by Lolala11 September 20, 2009

Married at first sight

A tv show were singles marry a complete stranger they have been matched up with by a relationship experts

That episode of married at first sight was awesome

by Wabbu girl January 21, 2022

off-sight meeting

A meeting that has no real purpose or clear direction.

However, breakfast is usually served, therefore it is still beneficial that you attend.

"Hey our boss has been talking for a while, but does any of it really matter?"

"Nah, this is an off-sight meeting."

"Ah, well at least these scones are delicious."

by onetimeforall August 28, 2009

Head up on sight

It means the next time you see that person you are going to fight them. You will go head up on sight.

Guy 1: Bro, tony told me he fucked your sister

Guy 2: What???? On my momma next time i see him its head up on sight.

by chickenwickenlicken November 17, 2010

Sight for Sore Ass

When one sees a man that is gay and unbearingly ugly to the human eye.

Guy 1: Hey, there's Jimmy. Boy, he's looking ugly today. Didn't he recently come out of the closet?

Guy 2: Yep. That's a Sight for Sore Ass if I ever saw one.

by iCarlizzle December 27, 2010

Laugh At First Sight

Sometimes, you meet someone, and it's love at first sight. Well other times, you meet people that look like dang fools and you just feel like laughing ! Given the situation, either you will allow yourself to laugh or not but you know in your heart it was Laugh At First Sight

- So I met this guy the other day... you should've seen him
- Ooh looks like love is in the air! It was love at first sight?
- Gurrl... It was more like Laugh At First Sight! I kept smiling all the time so he thinks I like him now but I was only trying not to laugh at him
- uh oh
- I know right... But you shoulda seen him for real xD

by Audrey J without Lo February 21, 2011