Shrimp Gang

Shrimp gang: Gang with each dude as a small dick but don't care so we make fun of each other

Yo dude I'm with the shrimp gang

by Ihaveasmalldickbutidontcare January 30, 2020

Shrimp job

Sexual act consisting of sucking someone's toes. Most often a man (with a foot fetish) gives a shrimp job to a woman, but any gender combination is possible. The term was used by John Waters in his early underground film Mondo Trasho. One who gives a shrimp job is a "shrimper", and the act is also called "shrimping."

"Look at that pedicure! I wanna give her a shrimp job!"

by LinguaManca October 6, 2009

shrimp emotions

Shrimp have 12 color receptors while humans only have three (red, green, blue.) Like shrimp can see colors no other see, the person feels they feel things others don't feel.

Person One: I have shrimp emotions. My brain keeps thinking ‘gay pirates’ like 20 times a day and thinking way too deeply about lighthouses.

Person Two: Are you talking about Our Flag Means Death? Don't Stede and Ed have such a nice friendship? So glad they made up.

by sheregenerated13 April 29, 2022

shrimp fried rice

Rice fried by a shrimp.

So you're telling me a shrimp fried this rice...?
(Shrimp fried rice)

by brodge December 21, 2021

Shrimp Cookie

A Shrimp Cookie ocurrs when the twat has an extra large clit sometimes resembling a small penis or a shrimp

1. Dude Lady Gaga has a huge cock!

2. No man she has a Shrimp Cookie...

A. I was eating Brittany out last night when i noticed her huge clit.

B. Dude I was with that bitch last week she has a mad Shrimp Cookie.

by The ARMY are all fat pussies April 12, 2010

Shrimp Drunk

This occurs after going to Red Lobster, ordering the never-ending shrimp, and eating to the point of shrimp intoxication. Some of the symptoms are blurred vision, double vision, speaking at a higher volume then normal, constant cursing, difficulty forming coherent thoughts, difficulty walking straight, and usually ends with a case of explosive diarrhea either the same night or the morning after. This state is difficult to acquire and requires at least 100 shrimp be consumed in order for the effects to be fully experienced. Treatments for this malady include cocktail sauce, copious amounts of Pepto Bismol/Kaopectate, and praying to the whatever god you hold sacred for mercy and some kind of ointment to prevent anal tearing.

So I went out with some friends for dinner and I ended up getting so shrimp drunk that I passed out on the floor of the Red Lobster bathroom with my pants around my ankles and a bible stuffed in my hands.

by Hawkeye from MASH November 5, 2010

Shrimp skimpy

Culinary dish having way too few pieces of shrimp....

Paul ordered shrimp scampi from the menu but when the dish arrived he counted the shrimp and realized he had been served shrimp skimpy.

by sheila in the car March 5, 2011