shred stick

A Way of life, if you have to ask you cant afford it.

dude i totally got shred stick'ed.

by Johnny SS January 20, 2009

Shred betty

A hot ass bitch that loves getting down on the D. Not a trogslewt.

Slater - "Yo, that chick over there has been giving me the eye all night.."

Stirling - "Awwww shit! Dude she's a total shred betty, you are about to get your d ravaged tonight!"

Slater - "AAWWWWW HELLL YEAHHHH!"

Together - "SHRED BETTIES RULE!"

Followed by a huge high five

by I <3 Shred Betties December 8, 2010

shred-sicles

Another word of guitar chops.

Malmsteen has mad shred-sicles.

by Total Eclipse October 26, 2007

Shred Coffee

The coffee breed of energy drink such as Java Monster. as opposed to the carbonated flavors (commonly referred to as "rock juice"), consumed by musicians who are preparing to shred.

With 20 minutes until show time, the guitarist slammed his shred coffee in less then 10 seconds.

by zenguitar June 16, 2010

shred some asphalt

ride a longboard down the middle of the street

Bro I'm so stoked let's shred some asphalt.

by el_diablo_gallo December 21, 2010

Shred d

To dance on the dance floor.

derived from the term "tearing up the dance floor"
People dance so hard that they shred the floor to pieces.

"Where do you wanna go out tonight"
--"Don't care where we go, I just wanna shred D"

by Damiqua January 15, 2011

Shred Index

The quantifiable calculation of the amount of gnar that can be shredded by ones board and/or ski.

Bro you're a boarder therefore your shred index is far lower.
Dawg, with skid Ive got two edges so I have twice the shred index.

by Sean2017 February 22, 2015