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I accidentally started a revolution

When you say the answer, but try to be quiet or tell it to someone, and they tell others when you didn't want to. So, they may or may not thank you or think you're an idiot
Me using zoom in online math class today at: closed left, x<6
*From "Me" to "Everyone"*
Me: crap, I was supposed to sent it only to Mr. Chan, and I'm pretty sure I accidentally started a revolution just now
*Breaking news : An ugly and stupid internet lurker troll starts a random revolution in online zoom class at 10AM this morning, on May 24th 2021. His last words were a random definition he put on a useless dictionary website, which were "I accidentally started a revolution"*
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Shafted

Person 1: “I sent 20k cc on the summon banner and didn’t get any LF.. not even a Sparking”
Person 2: “dude.. you got shafted”
by Concord925 May 30, 2021
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shanted

Aww mate I was sooooo shanted last night.
by matt from hants May 3, 2006
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Shared Pants

When you're budget is so tight, you have to resort to sharing pants with your spouse
John and Mary are so broke, they decided it was a shared pants situation if they were going to save for a new toaster
by The Pensionator July 30, 2017
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shartem

When a Russian man shouts "CYKA BLYAT" while ejaculating into a woman during sex and shitting on the bed
Dude one: I did the Shartem to my girlfriend last night
Dude two: Wow. That could only have gone so well
by P0t4t042o October 12, 2020
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so anyway i started blasting

The most random thing you could ever possibly say when nobody has been talking for a long time (applies to any context).
no one:

literally nobody:

the prof during the middle of an exam: so anyway i started blasting

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Discord group chat:

User 1: "But man, that was so funny"
User 2: "Hahahahaha, yeah"
*no talking for 3 minutes*
User 2: "so anyway i started blasting"
by Obv troll is obvious March 15, 2021
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Sharteque Sauce

A potent discharge of blended sweet nectars secreting from the anoosial cavity;

projecting erratic flashes of fecal matter to stream line through the anal or anoosial portal at a high rate of speed. Certain angles of the discharge may be altered

when discharging the sharteque sauce due to rumple like creases of the anoose.
The initial burst of sharteque sauce can cause temporary paralysis to ones lower half of the body
And can cause a temporary reformation of the anoosial portal given the pressure of the discharge and thickness of the core anoosial gland from which the sauce derives.

Keep Sharteque Sauce away from mouth and eyes. If contact with eyes occurs, immediately flush eyes with water. Do not use if you have open wounds, cuts or sores that are present, unless specifically directed by the prescribing physician. HARMFUL OR FATAL IF SWALLOWED WARNING: KEEP OUT OF REACH OF CHILDREN
"Hey guy's did you see the game last night"?
"Donovan Mcnabb got sacked so many times by the Cowboys line, I think I saw some sharteque sauce ooze out of his uni". "Yea he Sucks worse than Tony Romo"
by El Trutay November 4, 2009
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