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saucy pumps

Saucy pumps are the magical hip thrusts the male makes after orgasm during coitus. After ejaculating into the female, he uses his own man sauce as a lubricant. This creates a wormhole in the vagina that leads to Valhalla, in which the male may feel sensations that his penis is being vandalized by a cornucopia of Valkyries noble enough for Odin's table in the best way. Often times, the sensation is so great that the male returns to a prime state of engorgement and may continue to pound himself (and herself) into a realm in which only divine beings and people who have taken a lot of DMT have reached.
D: Yo dude I got saucy pumps last night..
B: NO WAY? How was it?
D: I saw Jesus drinking das boot with Adolf Hitler and Tom Hanks.
by onewiththesauce November 16, 2014
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Saucy Suzie

When a person selling a pair of shoes busts a nut before they give them to the customer to try on.
Carl: "Hey Jim, when I let that guy over there try on some shoes I gave them a Saucy Suzie"
Jim: "What the fuck Carl."
by CaptainNibs January 17, 2021
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Saucy Peyton

Saucy Peyton is incredibly saucy even though sometimes he won’t admit it. Ultimately the coolest bro you will meet. Often says bruh or bro and yo. Even through all that he still continues to act very humble towards his saucy ness.
Lexi- “have you seen Peyton?”
Rachel- “ugh I know he’s such a saucy Peyton”
by sarah_basic June 14, 2019
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Saucy Gauntlet

The Saucy Gauntlet is the act of taking a slice of pepperoni pizza with barbeque sauce instead of tomato sauce, crushing the slice of pepperoni pizza with your bare hand and proceeding to finger your partner or person of choice.
Girl 1: "So, what are you and James going to do tonight?"
Girl 2: "We're going to Domino's"
Girl 1: "He's taking you do Domino's for a date???"
Girl 2: "Yeah, and afterwards he's going to give me the Saucy Gauntlet"
Girl 1: "Damn giiirl, you're nasty"
by Wrothy August 29, 2022
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Saucy Hannah

A saucy Hannah is when you play warzone for a hour then either your dad wants to watch the news or you have to go to work at a farm and probably own a really old car
Jackson: ayo is that Alex
Tommy: oh yeah it’s Alex he’s such a saucy Hannah

Jackson: true dat
by Gobbleturkey June 22, 2021
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Saucy Celebration

Referring to the popular McDonalds sandwich ("My saucy celebration" as advertised on posters) which can be mistaken for the climax of sexual intercourse.
Last night me and my girlfriend had a saucy celebration in bed!
by Spying_Fuzzball November 18, 2011
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saucy baka

Alex was lost in the sauce, so he was a saucy baka
by SaucyBakaa November 15, 2021
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