sacramento standoff

When an NBA teams best player, its coach, its GM, and its hands-on owner all roundly and simultaneously despise each other.

The Kings dysfunction this year was due to a textbook Sacramento Standoff.

by RabidHybrid May 22, 2016

Isabella Sacramento

The most hottest and sexiest person alive

Random dude: “who’s that bitch over there?”

Cool person: “not a bitch. A sexy bitch named Isabella Sacramento.”

by hot actor? May 31, 2021

sacramento space suit

When a douche bag wears copious amounts of cologne or substitutes bathing in patchouli for showering.

Dear God did you smell that guy, he's rocking a Sacramento space suit.

by jdazza30 October 25, 2014

Sacramento Handshake

Cumming on another man’s shaft; the primary method of greeting in Sacramento, CA. Commonly shortened to Sac Shake.

Yeah, I met Drew last week—he gave me the Sacramento handshake and told me about his dog.

by Drater004 July 13, 2024

Sacramento

A nice craft beer 🍺 😋 good to drink con tus amigos

From Paraguay 🇵🇾

Lets Go to Sacramento

by Mycure November 22, 2021

Sacramento Scrambler

The act of inserting an uncracked egg in a girls anus then proceeding to have anal sex, cracking the egg and scrambling it simultaneously.

I want to try something different. Chester the chicken just spat out a couple of eggs. Would you like to try a Sacramento Scrambler?

by Soup Kitchen Sammy February 21, 2025

Sacramento Surprise

Shitting a large volume of loose diarrhea between a woman's breats until it resembles the muddy Sacramento River.

Erin is such a dirty whole that she actually pays random drunk dudes at 7-11 to eat chili cheese nachos and give her a Sacramento Surprise.

by Hot Franklin December 7, 2021