reverse mental hug

A gesture with the intent to show affection for someone in such a way that their actual body is not touched.
A reverse mental hug is perfect for when you're feeling needy and want to be hugged, yet at the same time cannot stand being touched physically by another human being.

Directions to Reverse Mental Hug
1) Turn toward lucky person who shall be recieving hug.
2) extend arms out (WITHOUT TOUCHING PERSON!)
3) turn palms away from your body. The back of your hand should be slightly below face level.
4) link fingers together
5) move body slightly to and fro, keeping fingers linked in front of you.
6) Smile
7) REVERSE MENTAL HUG!!!

Cara cringes whenever someone gets within six inches of her, but she can feel the love anyway with a reverse mental hug!

Rocky's garden gnome is frozen in a permanent reverse mental hug.

by Team Playground Go! February 21, 2009

reverse asian

A reverse asian is an asian who is bad at school but good at driving.

Yao: Yo did you see me peel out of that driveway man!
Guy: Yeah cool man what did u get on your math test?
Yao: 30%
Guy: HAHA Reverse Asian
Yao: Fuck you!

by Dizza March 24, 2006

Uno Reverse Card

Often referred to as "No U" uno reverse card is a statement you make after another says they will do something to you. This causes them to do it to themselves.

Person:"I'm gonna fockin shank ya BLUD"
Me:"Uno reverse card"
Person:*Shanks self*

by This word is called September 4, 2019

Reverse Mermaid

Someone with the upper body of a fish, and the lower half of a broad.

The reverse mermaid is much more key to throw it in than a regular mermaid. The only thing you can do with a normal mermaid is oral or get rubbed out, with a reverse mermaid you can go anal, in the vag, or even in the sloppy fish mouth.

by T-Rav. June 11, 2006

reverse bear trap

A device used in the movie, Saw. This device hooks into the upper and lower jaws of a person. They must find a key to unlock the device or it will rip their jaws apart.

When the timer on the back goes off, your mouth will be permanently ripped open. Think of it like a reverse bear trap.

by darkdragonflames132 May 13, 2005

Reverse bag with fig

When performing the tea bag, moving farther up the victim's face and dropping your testicles on the bridge of the nose and even across the eyes, thus rubbing your ripe asshole on the mouth on the victim. Typically an exclamation point to a well-executived tea bag when performed in front of an audience.

Get your camera, I'm about to give him the reverse bag with fig. There needs to be some documentation he had my fig on his lips.

by Louisiana Gold December 18, 2008

reverse macgyvered

(Verb) To transform a technologically advanced item into something totally worthless, usually through an act of utter stupidity.

Dude, you totally reverse macgyvered my cell phone into a paper weight when you dropped it in the toilet.

by Cyndiloohoo November 8, 2008