An otherwise entirely undesirable gas station hot dog which only becomes fit for human consumption after one has drank enough shitty bottom shelf liquor to fail a breathalyzer test. Men have lost their lives at 7Eleven at three am in the morning over rumdogs.
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Rumming is running a half marathon, eating french toast, rubbing your belly, and thinking about adult beverages.
The three of us were rumming today. While the elder rummed the first part faster, the junior rummed the second part slower, and the middle is always rumming about the third part.
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Before standing to deliver his closing arguments, the attorney sat quietly on a portable rumpole placed discreetly on his courtroom chair, and fantasized about his post-court appearance.
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