by Mochii May 23, 2021
Harry Potter's best friend. However, since the release of the Harry Potter movies most discussion that was about this character has turned to discussion about *Ronald's Weasel*.
cool_Chik1: Ronald Weasley is sooo hotttt!
cool_Chik2: Yeah! I want Ronald's Weasel!
cool_chik1: yeah!!!!!!!!
cool_Chik2: Yeah! I want Ronald's Weasel!
cool_chik1: yeah!!!!!!!!
by Non Existant July 21, 2005
by hOI!!!!! February 10, 2017
When you are banging a chick, and you stick a french fry up her ass and then use it to draw the golden arches on her forehead
The other day, I bought my girl a #2 super sized at Mickey D's, but little did she know I was just in it for the Dirty Ronald.
by jeru411 March 08, 2007
A butt raper.
A red-headed butt raper.
Who creeps little children out by stareing at them for long periods of time.
A red-headed butt raper.
Who creeps little children out by stareing at them for long periods of time.
Child: *Intently stares upon redheaded freak*
Ronald McDonald:*Stares back*
Child: Mommy, Why doesn't he ever blink, see I can poke him in the eye and he doesn't do anything?.
Or.
"Honey stoping doing the Ronald McDonald stare.. Its scaring me.."
Ronald McDonald:*Stares back*
Child: Mommy, Why doesn't he ever blink, see I can poke him in the eye and he doesn't do anything?.
Or.
"Honey stoping doing the Ronald McDonald stare.. Its scaring me.."
by Elise34364 August 21, 2008
Ronald Raygun: super-hero guise of mild mannered, former USA President, the late, great Ronald Reagan.
by The Republican Guard July 30, 2006
The most horrifying person i've ever met.
Recently here in Indonesia they found one of the workers in McDonald's dressed like Ronald McDonald in the toilet, where he was sexually molesting a 7-year old girl.
For some very strange reason they do have security cameras in the toilets (i'm being 100% serious here), so everything, yes everything of the event got caught on tape.
I believe someone put up the video on the internet, however i can't seem to find it, so i guess they took it down.
Anyway, Ronald McDonald is the mascot of the McDonald's fast food chain. After the incident i stated above occured the parents of the 7-year old girl filed a lawsuit against Ronald (lol) and eventually they sued McDonald's Indonesia to pay 500,000 indonesian Rupiahs, which was around 1.500$ dollars (i think) back then.
Nowadays Ronald McDonald and the rest of the McDonaldland friends have been largely phased out, they still exist at the restaurants but you barely see them in the commercials anymore (Thank god, who knows what evil plans that child molester hides?).
With other words, never EVER become friends with Ronald McDonald, or he'll turn you into a cheeseburger for all the fat kids to eat and drool on. I'm being serious here!
Recently here in Indonesia they found one of the workers in McDonald's dressed like Ronald McDonald in the toilet, where he was sexually molesting a 7-year old girl.
For some very strange reason they do have security cameras in the toilets (i'm being 100% serious here), so everything, yes everything of the event got caught on tape.
I believe someone put up the video on the internet, however i can't seem to find it, so i guess they took it down.
Anyway, Ronald McDonald is the mascot of the McDonald's fast food chain. After the incident i stated above occured the parents of the 7-year old girl filed a lawsuit against Ronald (lol) and eventually they sued McDonald's Indonesia to pay 500,000 indonesian Rupiahs, which was around 1.500$ dollars (i think) back then.
Nowadays Ronald McDonald and the rest of the McDonaldland friends have been largely phased out, they still exist at the restaurants but you barely see them in the commercials anymore (Thank god, who knows what evil plans that child molester hides?).
With other words, never EVER become friends with Ronald McDonald, or he'll turn you into a cheeseburger for all the fat kids to eat and drool on. I'm being serious here!
The girl who was victim of getting molested by Ronald McDonald was traumatized for years.
She couldn't walk past a McDonald's restaurant without getting scared, she had a fear for being alone in the toilet and she overall was terrified of clowns. (This is actually not serious, but i can imagine she felt like that).
She couldn't walk past a McDonald's restaurant without getting scared, she had a fear for being alone in the toilet and she overall was terrified of clowns. (This is actually not serious, but i can imagine she felt like that).
by Nangko January 04, 2012