by Billy Givens February 22, 2005
Get the Rissy mug.A person who can seamlessly fix anything with anything, while being the most badass person possible.
Even though there was no possible way to fix it, he Ristowed his way through it and used his seamen to seal the threads.
by Bare Ass February 27, 2013
Get the Ristow mug.a person who has two jobs and is considered an expert in both fields. By day he is an attorney and his job at night is at Starbucks.
Overheard at Chinese restaurant Wonton & Wilfu, NYC.
"If you´re really planning to sue the Koffee Bin, Inc.
you need an expert. I know a great bar-rister.
"If you´re really planning to sue the Koffee Bin, Inc.
you need an expert. I know a great bar-rister.
by Mayuura December 3, 2007
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Get the the dark knight rises mug.Is the term used to describe the widely hated New England Patriots NFL team. It's derived of a combination of the word "hate" and "Patriots".
by Joey Bish December 6, 2007
Get the hate-riots mug.loves small furry mammals... loves having his shining face superimposed on animals and/or babies pictures.
My name is Riston and I LOOOOOOVE nothing more than Wesley Crusher's tight gluts! "Wonnnnna' Wertherz little girl?"
by Wesly Crusher July 29, 2003
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