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Rio Linda is actually northern Sacramento. filled with little boys on bicycles and refer to themselves as bikers. An area that is the sole reason Sacramento is looked upon as a cow town. Housing is cheap because the amount of meth heads and drunks that plague the area. Contradictory lifestyles.....racist against blacks yet they try to look and act like them. As well as trying to look down upon others as if they where upper class citizens...when in fact it is composed mostly of white trash.
Rio Linda: Where a man can be a man and chickens are scared, sheep on wednesdays.
Rio Linda by Nate Puleo March 1, 2008

rio ferdinand 

rio and i snorted coke of a soap stars tits in china white last weekend
rio wears kappa
in ayia napa
rio ferdinand by jenas November 28, 2003
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rio ferdinand 

Ugly judas scum.Someone with no morals who will stab you in the back for an extra couple of quid.Someone who forgets to take a drugs test.
rio ferdinand by alf November 3, 2003

Rio Linda Girls 

From a real small town called Rio Linda, near Sacramento. Made popular by Rush Limbaugh for the heavy use of meth and white trash people who live there. Rio Linda girls are often the butt of jokes.
Q-What do you call 4 Rio Linda girls walking together?

A- A full set of teeth.

Q-What's the first thing a Rio Linda girl does each morning?

A-Walks home.

Q-Why do Rio Linda girls wear panties?

A-To keep their ankles warm.
Rio Linda Girls by SCRhollywood February 5, 2010

Rio Rancho

Where white people of the Abq metro area go to escape the gang violence and property crime in the city proper. The city spends big on various projects, and the infrastructure is good if a bit crowded. The sprawl seems to be equally divided between cheap development houses and shopping centers. You will find lots and lots of strip malls and shopping centers, which seems to be the only available avenue for entertainment. The police are extremely bored and overzealous; you will never receive a warning for any traffic offense and they will literally bust a nut over a low BAC DWI arrest (which will probably be the talk of the station for months). Contrast this with the police of abq not giving a fuck about bad driving as long as you're not killing people, and you'll see why everyone get's frustrated. There are also an extreme amount of bullshit unapportioned-tax traffic cameras compared to what there should be for the population, to fund the aforementioned white people city pet projects.

If you want to party, look elsewhere because most bars will cut you off after 3 drinks regardless if you have a driver or not. You'll find plenty of fakesters and busters all over, but I have never seen anyone in Rio Rancho who remotely resembles a real gangster.

For the most part, this city is a shithole due to the government being oppressive, massive overcrowding, a mix of yuppies and white trash, and virtually no jobs apart from the Intel plant and retail stores.
I got tired of hearing gunshots in Albuquerque at night, so I moved my family to Rio Rancho so my children will never have to see a dark person again.
Rio Rancho by RH1N0 October 2, 2013

Rio Rancho High School 

Rio rancho High School is the gayest school in the world. All the dumb fucks go there and they don't know anything. They can only whine and cry about fucking cleveland cause it's richer than them and all the kids are way better than them at everything including sports. RRHS is filled with drugs and sluts and whores. They have absolutely no live expect to rob cars in neighborhood across the street from the school and to smoke and pop pills all day! Little fucking ratchet bitches need to get a life.
Person 1: Your a pot head
Person 2: Duuude how'd you know?
Person 1: Cause you go to ratchet Rio Rancho High School fucking retard!

Rio Vista Milk-Shake 

During sex while doing it doggy style, as the male comes to reach his climax and ejaculates between the womans buttcheeks, and the male spanks the womans buttox from both sides making a thick, milky mess (better after the woman takes a long poop without wiping,{the rio vista CHOCOLATE milkshake ;).})
STEVEN: Dude, my sheets are ruined from that Rio Vista Milk-Shake :)
RYAN: WOW! :) Vanilla or Chocolate
STEVEN: Smell my sheets! you tell me :)