Retrosexual

Someone who is so inlove with hype shoes and 3rd and 4th retros that seem to forget the about og's and first retros because of new more shitty quality hyped retros. exspecially jordans of the 2011-2012 era.

Fred:Peep these Og concords i got on i love them
Andrew: EW! those are old yellowed i got the new retros that just dropped in december
Fred:But..,
Andrew:Not only that they have a blue icey sole
Fred: There nice but nothign compared to og's
Andrew: But ther icey
Fred: your sucha Retrosexual

by ben jackson April 27, 2012

retropenguin

taking a penguin from the artic circle and placing it in an urban invironment to let it die from dehydration and heatstroke

i retropenguined a penguin in that zoo

by pedro vasquez.96 June 16, 2010

Retrosexual

A person who doesn't dress,talk or act gay, but has gay, retro 50's qualities.

On Friends, isn't Matthew Perry so... well, retrosexual?

by Andrew Cotter October 9, 2007

Retrosexual

One who partakes in intercourse with apes.

Hit TV show 'Rape an Ape' is a bizarre insight into the world of retrosexuals and retrosexuality.

by chinballs December 16, 2008

retrosexual

A person who loves things retro like a NES or something like it

TCK:Come see my NES and SNES they are cool!!
Ozzy:God your such a Retrosexual

by The Console King December 28, 2005

Retrosexual

Person who has a strong attraction to people from the past.

Katie is a retrosexual because she wants to have sex with James Dean

by DJ Fluff and Stuff April 26, 2010

Retrosexual

A person who loves retro things like a N.E.S.

The Console King:Have a look at this nes and snes i have and i love them!!!
Ozzy:You are such a retrosexual!!

by The Console King December 28, 2005