Retired Mullet

"Business on top, party in the back." A person who has a mullet but is bald or is balding on top, signifying that he is retired from the "business" but has plenty of time left to party.

Dave: "That guy is always partying"
Steve: "He is retired, you can tell by his mullet"
Dave: "How can you tell?"
Steve: "He is rocking the retired mullet"

by buffalo's buffalo January 17, 2016

Retirement Debut

The first time a seriously good footballer plays, whilst in their retirement. They are normally retired for being seriously good.

"I can't believe that pro is making his retirement debut!"

by SingaporeFootballPro June 13, 2015

retired clown

Somebody who can’t take a joke.

Also known as the average Twitter person

person1: why did the chicken cross the road
Person2: THATS SPECIESISM THAT’S NOT ALOUDED!
Person1: oh look, a retired clown

by test account idk I will prob- August 2, 2021

retired cracks

Dick riding bulls fan from chicago, he thinks everybody on the bulls should be mvp. He also thinks the bulls are gonna win the chip which is laughable

“Demar Derozan is better than Micheal Jordan” retired cracks stands for crackhead and washed

by Random guy from twitter February 5, 2022

mentally retired alex

Admin of cyber security workspace

mentally retired alex will give cross mod

by criss.ii September 28, 2021

Remington retirement plan

To retire from life permanently by using a Remington firearm on oneself

He decided to take the Remington retirement plan

by Johnny Sins Jr December 20, 2023

Retired spectator

A rapper who dropped rapping/releasing rap songs yet is still brought up in conversations related to rap

50 Cent is an example of a retired spectator in rap

by YuOfTheNight August 17, 2022