Immediate Retirement

I can and will and if I'm am not allowed to do so in peace I am going to bet the only person who does not regret it.

Hym "Immediate Retirement. My work on AI is not free."

by Hym Iam June 18, 2025

Retirement Zombie

A person who is using a legacy bank that limits what they're allowed to invest in to save for retirement.

Hal almost lost his entire 401(k) to fees because he forgot to roll it over when he switched jobs, he's a retirement zombie!

by Retired Satoshi September 25, 2023

W.U.Y.D Retirement Plan

Stands: Work Until You Die retirement plan

I just got my 401K statement, it seem I am enrolled in the W.U.Y.D Retirement Plan .

by Guy O May 10, 2014

Matpat retiring

A very sad moment for everyone but good on him for leaving his occupation to spend time with his family

Friend: hey did you know Matpat is retiring

You: Ok Matpat Retiring

by HelpImHavingAStroke January 20, 2024

Retired

Another word for "retard"

Random guy: I'm retired
Borat Sagdiyev: You are retard

by ʔ May 01, 2025

Retired

The point in life that if you are still around that you have already won and because of your age you should no longer be a functioning member in the game.

You should not punch a retired person.

by bushlight December 21, 2017

retired masturbater

a person who quit masturbating/ a person who plays fornite

Hey! What do you do for a living?
Nothing, I'm a retired masturbater.

by gigigig11 August 21, 2018