My coworker blows his retirement whistle like a referee every time he says a word that contains an "S" while he's talking on the phone. I wish he'd just throw in the towel and retire. It's seriously going to drive me batshit crazy.
by WorkManager October 3, 2017

After years of watching YouTube regularly, Tania decided to retire and let something else replace this activity for her.
by Emotional Cruiser July 30, 2025

person1: why did the chicken cross the road
Person2: THATS SPECIESISM THAT’S NOT ALOUDED!
Person1: oh look, a retired clown
Person2: THATS SPECIESISM THAT’S NOT ALOUDED!
Person1: oh look, a retired clown
by test account idk I will prob- August 2, 2021

This is where the man stays at home on some sort of disability while the wife makes the living all the while complaining about people on welfare.
Looks like Cletus slipped and fell in the parking lot and is now on the Texas retirement system. His wife Betty sure married well.
by realrepublican1 December 25, 2024

by Bob-Ross June 16, 2024

by The real deal 12349 June 2, 2022

by old man cheese man head October 16, 2011
