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retirement whistle

When you start whistling every "S" while talking, it's time to retire.
My coworker blows his retirement whistle like a referee every time he says a word that contains an "S" while he's talking on the phone. I wish he'd just throw in the towel and retire. It's seriously going to drive me batshit crazy.
by WorkManager October 3, 2017
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Retire

To stop doing something that has previously been done regularly.
After years of watching YouTube regularly, Tania decided to retire and let something else replace this activity for her.
by Emotional Cruiser July 30, 2025
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retired clown

Somebody who can’t take a joke.

Also known as the average Twitter person
person1: why did the chicken cross the road
Person2: THATS SPECIESISM THAT’S NOT ALOUDED!
Person1: oh look, a retired clown
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texas retirement

This is where the man stays at home on some sort of disability while the wife makes the living all the while complaining about people on welfare.
Looks like Cletus slipped and fell in the parking lot and is now on the Texas retirement system. His wife Betty sure married well.
by realrepublican1 December 25, 2024
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Retirement Banner

When you display all of your highest achievements on a game before you log off for the last time
You haven’t quit the game until you make a retirement banner
by Bob-Ross June 16, 2024
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Retire

To stop playing a competitive activity because of an unwavering fear of losing at said activity.
Jacob won one game of pickleball and then decided to retire
by The real deal 12349 June 2, 2022
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retired paste

The cum that gets dried and crusty on clothes.
I can`t wear that shirt, its stained with retired paste.
by old man cheese man head October 16, 2011
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