Reading Brail

To feel a girls tits that are so small all you feel are ribs and hard nipples, no cushion whatsoever.

"Dude, hooked up with that academy chick last night, absolutely nothing to grab on, I felt like I was reading brail"

by Michael Salvatore March 12, 2008

reading, england

a very small city south west of london, nothing ever FUCKING HAPPENS!!!!!!!!!!!!

pronounced reding but we're awkward so we spelt it reading:)

person 1: hey, so you know reading, england
person 2: no

by punksnotdead17 August 20, 2019

Reading Roast Dinner

A sex act involving two consenting adults of either gender.

Meat and two veg - ALL IN

I'm feeling freaky, it's a Reading Roast Dinner or nothing and I mean to have you even if it's by burglary!

by the plagiarist July 1, 2011

reading coma

The act of being so engrossed in a book or magazine that you become oblivious to the world around you for hours at a time.

I tried getting in touch with Sam three days ago but every since he started reading that new novel he has stopped communicating.

Sounds like he might be experiencing a reading coma.

by SFygmnt March 14, 2014

reading the news

A term for masturbation.

Person A) Where's David
Person B) He's upstairs in his room reading the news

by A term for masturbation October 10, 2015

Reading lion

When you read a lot of book

Person 1: "I just finished the Harry Potter book, broh!"
Person 2: "Dayum, you're such a reading lion!"

by Fredrik James February 10, 2021

Reading Flu

Basically the crustiest fever you’ll ever experience caused by piss bottles shit bags and gazebo legs being repeatedly thundercunted at your tent at Reading

“Mate Ive just been at Reading”

“How was it”
“Decent but I feel like someones jammed a fat pulsating cock down my throat”
“Shit you might be coming down with Reading Flu”

by GuruOfTerminology August 31, 2022