wejaculate

the act of ejaculating as a group, group masturbation and ejaculation

verb

My mates and I had a blast last night. Let's wejaculate again!

by influencing the masses February 11, 2024

eJaculate

Is how someone types "ejaculate" after typing "eSwatini" too many times.

Last night I accidentally in the PornHub search I wrote "step-dad eJaculates inside of step-daughter" lol!

by greekmadlad March 30, 2024

Reticulate my Spline

When you want to tell someone "Suck my dick" in a way that only 90s kids will know the reference, tell them this.

Why don't you reticulate my spline, asshole?

by Reverend_Dude December 27, 2024

Prejaculate

To accidentally ejaculate before a contest to see who can ejaculate the fastest.

Dude, I was going to this "Fastest Gooner" competition, but I prejaculated.

by GeorgeCorn October 4, 2025

Boast ejaculate

When someone can't stop talking about how awesome they are and all the awesome things that they have done

I felt like I needed to clean my face after listening to that woman boast ejaculate all over everyone for an hour.

by MarianneM August 16, 2016

Wildly Ejaculate

when someone ejaculates while screaming.

Mikey Hodgkinson wildly ejaculated while playing rocket league

by Crippled wank June 10, 2019

Un-ejaculate

To widen your dickhole, then use your cock like a vacuum and suck the cum back into your balls.

Woman: “Oh my god?! I told you I wasn’t safe today!”
Badass dude: “It’s okay baby I work at planned parenthood, I can just un-ejaculate.”

by Mr.SexYourself March 18, 2021