Rectumthumb

That is an act of placing one's thumb up their rectum for long periods of time, while being on a cell phone when work should otherwise get done.

When is that Roch Weezle Menard going to stop with his rectumthumb ways. Come on "Roch" put the cell phone down and let's get to work.

by LeCorky August 17, 2010

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rectum-reation

To sit on the toilet for an extended period of time while at work, not actually pooping, but rather, playing games on your phone

Joe: "So I should have been working on that TPS report for the last hour, but I couldn't get away from the crapper."
Bill: "Bowel troubles?"
Joe: "Nah, I was there for my own rectum-reation."

by Ecunadian March 29, 2015

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When you have a severe case of diarrhea, possibly from an all night drinking binge. What you do is pull your pants down and sneak up on an unsuspecting victim. Awake or asleep it doesen't matter. Aim your bare ass at them and squeeze your poop hole as tight as you can. At the same time push out with all your might and spray the unsuspecting victim with waterlike diarrhea. This is a Rectal Expulsion. Make sure you are ready to run, for when the victim realizes what has happened they will most likely try to kick your ass.

I gave my roomate a rectal expulsion this morning after i threw up.

by grizzt69 March 28, 2003

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Recumbent butt

Pain in the gluteous maximus muscles caused by riding certain recumbent bicycles at fast speeds. This problem is most common with Bike-E tyre bikes with a more upright seat back which places more of the riders weight onto the gluteous maximus muscles.

I like the Bike-E but it gives me Recumbent butt after a few hours.

by 'Bent Triker April 4, 2005

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