Punctuation Recession

When you're texting/ emailing and your friend responds with one too many punctuation marks.

Bob: hey!!!!!!!!! what's up??

Bob: well...................................

You: Bob, don't you know we're in a punctuation recession?

by fakename!!123!! January 11, 2011

Rat recession

If Generation Z doesn't wake up and fight with the rest of us, we're all going to have to ask somebody else permission or have to prove ourselves to somebody else to go anywhere or do anything, and forget working a steady job like our predecessors, that won't be there anymore. Democracy will be gone and nobody will question it.

Another rat recession brought on by a pestilence this time, since a pestilence awakens in darkness. There is no light at the end of the tunnel when you're not stuck in a dark tunnel, there is only light.

by The Original Agahnim December 31, 2021

recessionist

n, someone who excels during a Economic Recession.People who over come the economic of there environment to thrive.

He is a real recessionist, opening that business in this market.

by TIDO D December 17, 2008

Recession Question

A recession question is generally asked by a customer to a business. It is asked to find out if there is a way of saving money with a desired purchase.

Example 1:

Woman (upon entering TGI FRIDAYS): Excuse me, yes, I have a recession question, umm...I saw a commercial on TV sayin' you had menu items starting from $6.99...is that like, ONE item or is it more than that...can I see a menu?

Example 2:

Employee: Welcome to McDonalds, can I take your order?
Woman: Is the fish sandwich still just a dollar this week or...whas' goin on with that?

Example 3:

Employee (answering phone): Thank you for calling Bally Total Fitness, this is Steve, How may I help you?
Caller: Hi, I was wonderin, I heard you can add on a family member for 19 dollars a month...n I mean, like, whatchu mean exactly by family?

by chasityMD April 29, 2009

reverse recession

What happens to those whose careers actually benefit from the recession, allowing them to take full advantage of everyone else's financial problems.

"Yeah, we're going to Spain for Christmas this year. Hallelujah for reverse recessions!"

by Ally Tess May 19, 2009

Reseason

Putting food on the grill without cleaning it from previous uses.

Person 1: This steak is good!
Person 2: I reseasoned it.

Person 1: (spits it out) What is that, a skittle??
Person 3: This steak tastes like catfish!!

by Darose February 6, 2010

Repression

Repression (noun) to be depressed, but then “cured”. But you realized your insurance doesn’t cover your depression meds because, let’s face it, you are basically working like an illegal Mexican. So then you get depressed again, hence why it is known as “RE-pression” because you reversed the affect of the meds to your former depressive state.

Ant the Gay Man: I think I have a repression
Me: I know Anthony, I know...

by Not my name.com September 12, 2019