ramen

The only thing you can blow, suck, chew and swallow in public without looking like a perv.

Guy 1: "Let's videotape me eating ramen and sell it on the webz."
Guy 2: "Ok"

by Me Tarzan December 4, 2007

Ramen

what college kids and janitors live off of.....dried slab of noodles that you cook for 3 minutes and then add sodium-enriched seasoning of all flavors to. requires knowledge of stove.

by etchasketch October 21, 2003

Ramenator

A person who eats Ramen Noodles almost every day, sometimes even eating them for all meals of the day. Usually an obsessed and unhealthy person.

Jeff: Dude, I am hungry, whatcha got to eat?

Alex: I have Ramen Noodles

Jeff: Is that ALL you eat?

Alex: Yeah

Jeff: You're such a Ramenator...

by JapansesFan9910 May 2, 2009

ramen hair

When a chick has a long head of hair that is very tight and curly, resembling a brick of ramen. Brings hair pulling during sex to mind. Usually used in a complimentary manner. Aka Sideshow Bob hair.

She didn't really have a smoking body, but the ramen hair made up for it.

She couldn't find her glasses; they were lost in her ramen hair.

by Qrst1 December 14, 2008

Rahmed

To be screwed over by something involving the city of Chicago. usual in something in involving money (i.e. a parking ticket), since Rahm Emanuel was elected as Mayor

Man I let the meter go an extra 5 minutes and I got Rahmed! 50 bucks!!

by kidfunkyfried October 2, 2012

Ramen noodles

Ramen=really tasty, therefore, ramen noodles= really tasty noodles

I eat ramen noodles with no water and the whole seasoning packet because I have badass taste-buds.

by mmmartian March 3, 2010

Ramen Noodles

one of the best collage foods next to mac and cheese and cold pizza

that explains it right there

by chicoblanco April 13, 2006