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Cleat Rash

A random, itchy rash that suddenly appears after spending the night "talking" to football players in the night club. This rash mostly appears on cleat chasers.
Hey, did you see Betsy itching her cleat rash at work today? I heard she was cleat chasing all night at the club.
by BigScoot November 5, 2013
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rubber rash

when you masturbate so many times your cock gets hot and begins to smell like burning rubber.
father- what happened to all my Bengay?
son- o sorry pops i needed it cool my rubber rash
father-
by rawdogkilla November 7, 2013
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canadian rash

Post-shaving rash on testicles caused by cold wind and harsh Canadian winter weather.
Tom got ready for a hot night with his girlfriend and decided to shave accordingly. Unfortunately he did not check the weather and got a Canadian rash on his way there. Tom could not deliver the goods.
by Mnao January 13, 2016
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Krundle Rash

A break out of serious blisters all across ones Krundle.
"I went to the doctor and he said I had a Krundle Rash."
by HanGr3nade1 September 6, 2009
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head rash

The burning sensation that happens to the head of your penis while pressed up against the zipper of your pants for a long period of time
Judy, I got some serious head rash from our dry sex-capade last night
by RidiculousIsHe February 27, 2015
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Wife Rash

Wife Rash: Identical to curb rash on an automobile, typically on your high end rims from parking to close to the curb.

Also could be deemed as "Number Rash", caused by pulling into a parking space too far, one that usually has a triangular isolated curb made out of concrete.
"Wife Rash"is a term designated to reveal the true culprit of the damage done to the vehicle.
Car owner discussing a repair quote with an auto detailer or rim repair shop: "I need a quote on refinishing my rims as well as removing the Wife Rash."
by Incognito Ally July 2, 2020
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rez rash

A slang term used by natives to describe a neck/chest full off several dark and/or oversized hickies.
The morning after the party, she woke to find herself covered in rez rash.
by Gervicious May 3, 2021
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