Jolly Rancher Eyes

A sticky feeling in your eyes after drinking a Monster Energy Drink BFC (Big Fucken can)

I drank that whole can and now i cant see enough to play CoD4...
damn jolly rancher eyes.

by Nathan216 October 20, 2008

Jolly Rancher Status

When you get in a some kind of accident and you wound looks like a melted cherry jolly rancher.

Dude, i crashed on my board and my knee is total jolly rancher status!

by baracudaboy October 23, 2008

Slime Rancher

When you fuck in a slime pool

Hey Babe Do you want to try out Slime Rancher

by DakaDa th fucker February 6, 2020

wuevos rancheros

a mexican breakfast food.

or a childish song to the tune of the cheetah girls song "amigas cheetahs"

"Jose lets get chor madre to make some mui deliciouso weuvos rancheros"
or...

"wuevos rancheros yummy for lyfe,i eat you for breakfast,me and you are tyte"

by Jade S-S November 6, 2007

Hueves Rancheros

A popular Mexican dish based on huevos rancheros in which one eats a plate of eggs, shits them onto a tortilla, and tops it off with salsa and cilantro. Typically enjoyed on Thursdays.

Me: How was your trip to Cancun?
You: It was fantastic! I had the best hueves rancheros at this four star restaurant!

by Trypanosome44 October 14, 2016

Rancher's Viagra

Urinating on an electric fence to cure ones erectile dysfunction.

"Honey, you know you cant come to bed without your dose of Rancher's Viagra!"

by TheRancher December 17, 2019

Rancherduo

The relationship between the most two soaked cringefail cats, Jimmy (Solidaritygaming) and Tangotek.

They have built a ranch on the series called “Double Life” and it got burned down by a very silly con man over a horse.

Also
Canary in a Coal Mine

Me: I NEED MORE RANCHERDUO CONTENT, AND IF I DONT GET IT, I WILL PERSONALLY GO TO THE UK AND BREAK INTO JIMMY’S HOUSE AND MESSAGE TANGO MYSELF TO SET UP A COLLAB TO PLAY STARDEW VALLEY!

by m00nshr00m July 12, 2023