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The Rad Russian

Eric Cartman's wrastling alias on the Comedy Central cartoon South Park. A member of the W.T.F. (Wrestling Takedown Federation), the Rad Russian faces such foes as Triceratops, Sgt. Hammerclaw, Stan The Man, Juggernaut, and El Polo Loco.
Wrastling Coach: Let's get some volunteers so why don't you come over here young man what's your name?
Cartman: The Rad Russian
Wrastling Coach: What?
Cartman: You capitalist swine I craush you!
by bludevil214 October 26, 2009
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No Russian

Unarguably the most controversial aspect of popular video game Modern Warfare 2 (or just in video gaming altogether).
A level early on in the game, which is the catalyst to the rest of the story line, where an undercover CIA agent joins a group of Russian ultranationalist terrorists to engage in killing innocent civilians at Sheremetyevo International Airport in Moscow (renamed Zakhaev International Airport, after the prequel Call of Duty 4's antagonist).
You don't need to kill anyone to successfully complete it and at the end, you get killed after being found out that you're an American secret agent. Whilst you lie in cold blood and the Russians escape, the authorities find you which causes mass conflict on both sides of the Pacific.
In certain territories, this level is modified so that killing anyone results in instant mission failure or it has been removed completely. The level can be skipped at no penalty and no reward will be gained from successfully completing it.
Guy #1: What did you think of the No Russian level?
Guy #2: I thought the departure boards flicking to delayed was awesome.
by JizzySpunkbubbles December 25, 2009
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Russian Shocker

When one puts 5 up the pink, 5 up the stink of a girl at the same time. Preferably suddenly. The term originated from Russian "strip searches" of political/criminal enemies.
Person 1: "OMG. Did you see her face when he did a Russian Shocker to her?"
Person 2: "Yes. She looked like she was in pain."
Person 3: "Yeah, but she enjoyed it..."
by Edgar Sanderson October 15, 2009
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russian conveyer belt

Lining up shots of vodka on a treadmill then you and one friend have to drink as many shots as you can while another friend feeds more on the other side
Chris: yo I'm about to start the Russian conveyer belt!
Roger and Michael: lets go! Your ass could never put out enough shots in time!
by Misterbig May 20, 2014
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Russian Imperial Soap

The frothy lather created when a Russian gas cooker’s vaginal juices are mixed with man gravy, genital sweat a.k.a. Duck Butter and saliva, then laced with the odour of burned latex.
“Hey Denise, you should have seen the Russian Imperial Soap this gassie from St Petersburg left me with.”
by D. Slippington June 22, 2016
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Russian Shotgun

The average Russian man's penis, which is the best penis a woman can experience, but can also be a reference to the average Russian shotgun, which has six barrels.
Jessie: "Oh my god, Randy gave me his Russian Shotgun last night!"
Tina: "Damn girl, you got some? I'm so jealous!"
by preventablediseases October 29, 2017
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Russian Rebound

The act of having a casual hookup or fling with a person of a foreign nationality after your native ex dumps you. Some people will go as far as leaving their country of origin for a Russian rebound.
After Gina dumped Chris he pulled a Russian Rebound with Becky from Ireland.
by Triple Banana July 2, 2018
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