Roman Squat

An event wherein Person A sits on the toilet directly followed by Person B sitting on their lap, at which point both attempt to void their bowels simeltaneously, generally resulting in a large steaming pile of fresh poo in the lap of Person A.

This ritual may be done on account of a lack of proper dedication facilities, where Person A spreads their legs in a sad but worthy attempt to enable Person B's fecal matter to fly directly into the bowl, but is most often enacted for the sake of sexual pleasure between two degenerates.

Dan:"Hey Kevin, what was the last badge you got in the Boyscouts?"

Kevin: "It was the Roman Squat Badge! My Scout Master said I was his favorite, so I was the only one he allowed to earn it!"

Dan: "Kevin, Your scout master was a pedophile"

by ZNippleBandit October 6, 2016

roman wet willy

When you take old pudding and put it in another’s ear and come back later and lick it out.

dude danny gave me a roman wet willy last night i had the hershey squirts

by BadLuckBarney December 12, 2016

Romanify

To make a sentance extremely complicated and with many old English words.

That sentence was simple, romanify it!

by Romanify October 27, 2018

Roman rules

When a bro wants to fuck his bro but it's not gay, he just appreciates him as a male specimen

Hey bro. Roman rules right?

by jebatz June 17, 2020

Romanovič

Name of an extremely based person on Discord. He leads the largest Russian Empire server and is known for being super chill and anti-communist. He is famous for the number of partnerships he can get in a day, with the record being at 23 partnerships in one day (not stealing from other servers). Overall a very awesome person.

Guy 1: Hey man, have you heard of Romanovič? You know, the based person who rules the Russian Empire on Discord?
Guy 2: Yeah I've heard of him. What a chad.

by Sébastien June 6, 2021

roman._.zolanski

One of the most relevant Nicki Minaj’s fanpages on TikTok,they gained 50.000 views and 15.000 likes in only one week,they average 7.900 views and 1.500 likes per video,they recently dropped an “album” on YouTube that contained some remixes and the artists that were part of these remixes were:CupcakKe,Ariana Grande,SZA,Nicki Minaj,Doja cat,Lady gaga and Olivia Rodrigo.

roman._.zolanski-empty

by Onikasbarbz August 25, 2021

Romandinho

The fucking G.O.A.T he has so many tekkers but unfortunately he supports spurs
He is very very gay

Romandinho>Messi if disagree ur gayer than he is+ratio+lol🐖💨+cry😭😭😭😭😭

by …?! March 1, 2022