Retired Mullet

"Business on top, party in the back." A person who has a mullet but is bald or is balding on top, signifying that he is retired from the "business" but has plenty of time left to party.

Dave: "That guy is always partying"
Steve: "He is retired, you can tell by his mullet"
Dave: "How can you tell?"
Steve: "He is rocking the retired mullet"

by buffalo's buffalo January 17, 2016

Retirement Debut

The first time a seriously good footballer plays, whilst in their retirement. They are normally retired for being seriously good.

"I can't believe that pro is making his retirement debut!"

by SingaporeFootballPro June 13, 2015

Immediate Retirement

I can and will and if I'm am not allowed to do so in peace I am going to bet the only person who does not regret it.

Hym "Immediate Retirement. My work on AI is not free."

by Hym Iam June 18, 2025

retirement play

A term used when someone makes so much money from a single trade, investment, or meme coin that they can permanently stop working. Usually involves extreme luck, absurd risk, and a total disregard for traditional financial advice.

Example:
I bought ALIENFART and hit the retirement play. Now I don't have to work ever again.

by zzeargaegrearg July 17, 2025

trap retire

for someone who is retired but still care about his coin yet said "i dont care about my coin"

trap is trap retire

by goodmanxD April 30, 2021

texas retirement

This is where the man stays at home on some sort of disability while the wife makes the living all the while complaining about people on welfare.

Looks like Cletus slipped and fell in the parking lot and is now on the Texas retirement system. His wife Betty sure married well.

by realrepublican1 December 25, 2024

Matpat retiring

A very sad moment for everyone but good on him for leaving his occupation to spend time with his family

Friend: hey did you know Matpat is retiring

You: Ok Matpat Retiring

by HelpImHavingAStroke January 19, 2024