Instagram Reel Scholar

Someone who thinks a 12-second Instagram Reel is the same as a PhD. Gives unsolicited life advice based entirely on vibe-based pseudoscience and captions like “READ THAT AGAIN.” Least qualified person in the room, most confident voice in the group chat.

“He watched two Reels from a shirtless guy in a garage and now, as a full-fledged Instagram Reel Scholar, he’s lecturing me about ‘ancestral masculinity.’”

by Baumn December 11, 2025

Reel-yapping

When you overencumber a friend or relative with Instagram Reels.

i.e 'Stop reel-yapping young blud'.

by BrizzlyGrizzly January 19, 2025

Blooper Reels

What I call a homo-sapien who is a water monkey who choked an earth snake.

Person 1: Are you a water monkey who choked an earth snake?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Blooper Reels

by Abreathofaversaillian January 20, 2025

Reel

1- An alternate spelling of "real". most often used in place of "fr" or "for real". refers to the twin eels Jade and Floyd from the game disney twisted wonderland (tweels), the feature "reels" on instagram, and reeling, as in the fishing term. often a typo, or used in a casual, silly manner.

"omg, i hate that theres midterms this week.. i didnt study at all"
"reel!! school sux TwT"

by THEOGGAMBLERBETTERTHANYALLFAKE February 15, 2025

Instagram reels

Instagram reels are one of the most strangest places on the internet. you'd see random shit or either the darkest humor you'll ever see, or NSFW And Gore cause 2 weeks ago Instagram got their fyp nuked with gore and nsfw. They're darkest place is the comment section although I find them funny. They basically go on black people (especially georgo floyd) and make dark jokes over them it's the same with other races. They claim themselves "nazis of the internet". They have a good hatred on tiktok.

A disabled kid trying to score a basketball on a reel.
Person 1: "STRIKE IT AINT HARD"
Person 2: it's just instagram reels really dark..

by Cartineverdropping March 13, 2025

Reeling out

When a friend won’t stop going through instagram reels.

“You’re reeling out bro”

“Ruby’s been reeling out on the toilet for ages”

by Saucy boy May 29, 2023

post this on ig reels

when somebody says this it basically means "put this on Instagram reels so I can disrespect the shit out of you and watch what happens" I am not sure how to put more than that really, but I think the example will help.

original poster : *posts a cringy ass video*
commenter : "post this on ig reels lil bro"

by blocktheurbandictionarist. June 6, 2024