Reader Despair Syndrome

Anxiety caused by not keeping up with one's Internet reading, particularly longer articles and a flood of tweets.

Man... Reader Despair Syndrome... 100 plus new tweets every 10 minutes.

by rperazag June 20, 2010

fanny rudders

large hanging fanny lips

oooooooooo loook at the fanny rudders on that , i bet she uses them to steeer wen she swimsss:)

by spreaderz January 21, 2004

readers wife

Readers Wife (Noun): British institution whereby male readers of certain adult magazines feel the need
to submit for publication pictures of their other halves in varying levels of undress.

Readers Wife (Pronoun): a lady with a bedraggled appearance such that
you believe she would appear in such a magazine.

"She's a bit of a readers wife"

by John March 18, 2004

Reverse dutch rudder

The art of holding someone else's Johnson while the receiver of which holds your arm and moves it to their desired speed, a bit of give and take from both parties, a perfect middle ground for when someone isn't entirely up to the full hand job.

Hey man get a wristie last night? nah bro, reverse dutch rudder.. she was kind of tired so i had to meet her half way

by Orgy-o October 14, 2011

readers digest

America's most popular "take a dump" magazine. Hence the word, digest.

"Man, this one gon take a while, you got any readers digest on u?"

by Jazzist June 22, 2006

Dutch Rudder

When a man masturbates, and another person grabs his arm and makes him do the motion. It's sort of like a cross between masturbation and a handjob. He is still holding on, but the other person is still moving your arm.

She gave him a dutch rudder last night.

by Some Crate May 18, 2006

Redfern

A red furred medicine cat with green eyes on the internet who's character is based off of the book series Warriors by Erin Hunter. She has a really sweet roleplay site too but sometimes she closes it and that makes her members very unhappy.

If only Redfern could open her site back up!!!!!!!

by HappyDancer195 May 30, 2009