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Flair Quote

Adding air quotes to a sentence, without justification, usually used as a desperate maneuver when trying to keep an uninterested audience's attention. Often the audience must ponder the speaker's intent, searching for a double meaning that is rarely forthcoming.

Can be used in conjunction with if you know what I mean
Person using Flair Quote: ...So, after I poured the orange juice I "'Toasted'" a bagel, if you know what I mean.

Person 2: Uhm, no...?
by LordAlchemist July 10, 2009
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Tote Quote

A quote bad enough to be emblazoned on a Lulu Lemon tote bag.
Life is full of setbacks. Success is determined by how you handle setbacks.

Man, what a "tote quote."
by ShutupSkinface November 3, 2011
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Postcard Quote

When everything he/she says sounds like it could be stripped from a postcard

i.e. saying subjective generalities that could all individually be placed on a postcard
Ethan said the other day that everyone is perfect in their own way and and that perfection is different for everyone!
Dude, he's got some mad postcard quotes
by nigcock2000 October 25, 2014
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Chump's Quote

The act of walking into a car dealership and asking the salesman for a price on a car instead of negotiating with the general manager.
I ended up getting fucked at the new car lot because I agreed to chump's quote.
by grillinman75 April 22, 2021
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Get a Quote

Often used in advertisments found on websited like this one where kids shitpost
Often used in advertisments made/created by insurance companies such as Geico or Progressive.
..surprising. What's not surprising? How much Cheryl saved 15% on bundling home and auto. Switch to Geico and save up to 15% or more on car insurance.
The ad usually asks you to get a quote. Not the television ad, but the website ad.
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status quote

Using a well-known quote or reference from politics, movies, song lyrics or other pop culture for your Facebook status.
John's Facebook status says "It's raining men!!"

He's the king of the status quote.....and obviously horny.
by Fred Ledge November 5, 2011
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best quote ever

tim (australian) said the girl he lost his virginity with didn't beleieve he was a virgin, so I asked why not. his answer was "cos I made her cum SOOOOOOO HARD"
in an australian accent: I made her cum sooooooo hard
by crap November 19, 2004
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