quidenchable

Means anything. Can be a compliment.

Wow you look very quidenchable today. Wow these flowers are very quidenchable

by Chase Leone September 9, 2019

Quidditch Offseason

The period of time from the end of one quidditch season to the start of the next one. As its the only sport in harry potter, sports fans at hogwarts are left with nothing to watch during these six or so months.

similar to the few months after the nfl season ends until the mlb season starts.

Ron: turn off espn. all they're showing is highlights from last month's quidditch championship

harry: maybe if JK Rowling had invented more than one sport we wouldn't be stuck in quidditch offseason.

by buttclops March 21, 2010

Quidsnarfer

One who requests or enjoys receiving a snarfing (i.e. when another person sneezes in their rectum).

"Geoffry is a real Quidsnarfer".
"Yeah, like five people sneezed in his butthole today".

by Benjinator May 2, 2011

quidwitching

The act of being a total and complete loser by jumping from a high object with a broom and taking a picture mid air to look like you are flying. Often performed by Harry Potter fans who haven't realized the movies have been over since ages ago.

Terry: I'm going to go quidwitching. Want to come?
Bob: Sorry I actually have a freaking life.

by BlueGreenJellyBean January 19, 2015

Quidditch Mom

A friend who is the mom of the friend group, she is very supportive and caring and does not like being called a soccer mom or hockey mom. Loves to bake, especially sourdough which she shares with all her adopted children.

Boy: Who gave you this sourdough? its really good!
Girl: My quidditch mom!

by asparagus264 June 12, 2021

Quidditch

Kwiid-itch, n.

1. Fictional Sport in the 'Harry Potter' novels involving bats, balls, brooms and C.G.I. effects - no doubt to be frowned upon when some daft bugger emulates it and falls to his/her doom on discovering they can't really fly.

2. The type of sneeze that starts in the nostrils, causing one to clamp one's teeth and close the mouth, resulting in sneezing a large clod of snot into one's hand that's in such a vast amount that it can't be wiped onto one's clothing discreetly.

"Quidditch" Ron exclaimed.
"Yeah," said Harry, closing his potions book. "I'm tired of studying... let's go and have some practice before Saturday's match".
Ron looked sheepish and attempted a grin. "Sorry mate" he said red-faced, "I just sneezed... you ain't got a tissue have you?"

from "Harry Potter and the HalfBaked Plot" by K.J. Growling

by Neil Baxter October 12, 2005

The Quidditch

The quidditch is when you fly into the bedroom wearing nothing but a cape holding your "broomstick". You must be humming the Harry Potter theme song in order to correctly perform this gravity defying feat. Wand optional.

I was waiting in bed for him, then out of nowhere he pulls The Quidditch and flies into the room. It was magical.

by Schwipples September 16, 2010