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Quarantine Pussy

A girl who’s hot enough that you wouldn’t mind being stuck with her at home for long periods of time
Damnn that girl is so hot, she definitely has that quarantine pussy...
by Zephyrhillspapi March 17, 2020
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Internet Quarantine

When you turn off all notifications from social networks, in order to avoid spoilers from a game/movie.
I want a genuine experience with this piece of media, so I'm going to internet quarantine myself.
by ccunit December 16, 2021
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Quarantine Booty

Staying at home for months at a time, causing your derrière to grow in size.
“Wow, look at that quarantine booty! You can tell she’s been staying at home!”
by Hmmmm No Thanks May 25, 2020
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quarantine fifteen

A more specific term relating to lockdown pounds, the weight gained by some who takes the shelter in place order as an excuse to eat.
I need to get busy. All I have to show for the virus is this quarantine fifteen.
by ElCommissioner April 14, 2020
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Quarantine Qualm

When things start to bother you for no apparent reason from being inside for too long.
"Idk man, I just was staring at the dishwasher the other day, and the black bar that went across it just got me"
"Dude that must be a quarantine qualm"
by kingkombucha November 19, 2020
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Quarantine Era

The Q.E. is the era of memes that we're made and died during quarantine.
Almost every new meme/trend that is made during quarantine will die in the matter of 3-7 days.
Most if these memes don't last long because they we're born out of pure boredom from people stuck inside. Instead of people trying to make a good meme, they make these shitty ones just to have something to do.
Guy 1: Remember Green Gang v. Purple Gang?
Guy 2: Yeah, classic meme from the Quarantine Era.
by FuckMias69 May 13, 2020
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Quarantine Crush

A completely unreciprocated, obsessive crush developed because of too much time on your hands. You have gone on several dates in your mind. In fact, you may have forgotten that you aren't actually dating this person in real life.
My quarantine crush and I have gone on so many dates in my mind, but he doesn't even know that I'm alive!
by J Queef September 30, 2020
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