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Quarantigue

I'm so sick of wearing this mask, right? Serious quarantigue.
by xoxowendy May 5, 2020
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Quarantine teen

A teenager who stays home to either gain weight or workout way to much and watch Netflix make tiktoks and stay in their bed thinking about how life used to be while shaving their head, dying their hair, or getting bangs. Or going mental from staying home with their Annoying siblings.
My daughter is a quarantine teen she has gone crazy.
by Renity May 15, 2020
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quarantine virginity

When you haven’t had sex since before lockdown and you complain on the daily about how much you want to have sex
Yo David my brudda I think I’ve got quarantine virginity
by Adam L Moss May 19, 2020
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quarantine speakeasy

A bar just like the ones from Prohibition in 1929 that ignored the Falstaff act
Let's go get a quarantine speakeasy because we do not have to wear a mask or social distance
by Sunnync January 3, 2021
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Planetary Quarantine

Planetary Quarantine is a term in the modern-day that is used by people who want to make the colonization of other celestial bodies as slow and excruciating as possible.

It can be used in the future however as a way of stopping diseases or other such things from exiting the planet and spreading to other ones.

It is also used by some people on Earth as something we should do to Earth and Humanity in general, saying things like "We should fix our own planet first" and another such nativity. These people typically don't realize that Earth is doomed and that humanity, in the long run, can only survive in the Stars.
"Bro fuck Billionaires!! There should be a Planetary Quarantine on Earth, man! Humans suck!"
by Arroco July 15, 2021
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Quarantine

An endless feeling of loneliness and wanting social interaction , whether being an introvert or an extrovert. Symptoms may include : Depression, Late night cry sessions, sleepless nights, lack of hunger, confusion on the current day, and more
Damn, Quarantine is kicking my ass.
by michajustttt April 4, 2020
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quarantard

A person who unquestioningly obeys stay-at-home guidance during the coronavirus hysteria and develops an unnatural fear of spreading or catching germs.

Someone who thinks staying indoors is more healthy than going outside to get physical exercise.

Someone who thinks that NOT visiting their grandparents on Easter demonstrates their love for old people.

Someone who loves to say "we're in this together" but walks the other way when they see other people.
"Did you see that guy jogging on his balcony? What a quarantard!"

"She's such a quarantard she won't even visit her sister's new baby!"

"The line outside Whole Foods was so long because of all the quarantards standing 27 feet apart."

"Trying to get my gym bros to work out at the park, but they're all quarantards."
by Social Distance Resistance April 13, 2020
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