Quarantweed

When you are under quarantine due to the Coronavirus and enjoy smoking weed. A play on the word quarantine. Smoking marijuana while stuck in the house for 14 days.

“I really hope we have enough quarantweed to last us 14 days, man.”

by Mr. Guy Poulin March 18, 2020

quarantease

When you're in self isolation and your girl keeps sending you the nudes

Dude I've been in self isolation since last Friday and Karen keeps sending me titty pics, she's such a quarantease

by moose knuckle the great March 22, 2020

Quarantrain

Improvising you’re typical gym workout utilizing common household items

I’m creating a way to quarantrain using soup cans and gallons of water as weights.

by Bettycat March 25, 2020

Quarantine eyes

The look some one gives you during a quarantine that says if this is the end lets get naked.

My neighbor never appealed to me before but she gave me the quarantine eyes and right now I've got my fear goggles on so giddy up.

by dubeswiggins March 27, 2020

Quarantine 19

The weight you gain due to inactivity and boredom eating while being quarantined due to the Coronavirus.
A play on Freshman 15.

Ross: You put on some weight, bro?
Jim: Yeah, I've gotta hit the gym to shed my Quarantine 19

by Arteth March 27, 2020

quarantime

The unusual sense of time when under house quarantine or shelter-in-place. Time passes both more quickly and yet more slowly according to the time frame.

A day goes by pretty quickly, but the last two weeks seem like forever. I must be in quarantime.

by DrRascal March 30, 2020

Quarantine Quaff

Quarantine Quaff- (n) 1. A hairstyle resulting from salon neglect caused by coronavirus isolation. 2. Similar to the messy teacher bun but, with roots showing and pertaining to anyone with hair shoulder length or longer.

Oh my God, Karen, your quarantine quaff is so boufo!

by Shanksgiven March 31, 2020