swanson pyramid of greatness

if your not living your life by it, your living wrong.

the ron swanson pyramid of greatness is a pyramid chart of the most badass TV character ever introduced to the fucking planet. it slowly teaches you how to be destined to become a badass white guy stuck as director of park and recreations at a small town in indiana who hates government but works in it as well. a dedicated fellow, this chart will make you a ron swanson.

"If you have any complaints, questions, or concerns, deal with it yourself, like an adult."
-Ron Swanson

"the swanson pyramid of greatness taught me how to be the perfect american and not some uncultured swine like the fucker reading this"

by mr swanson July 31, 2018

Demon's Pyramid

A sex act similar to an Eiffel Tower. Where there are three men and one woman. The woman is in a doggy style position, while one man is receiving oral sex, another is penetrating her from behind, and a third man is off to the side of the woman receiving a hand job. All three men high five at once.
The name originates from the combination of the term Devil's Three-way and the shape made by the hi-five (Similar to the Eiffel Tower).

My friends David, Ben and Tim took crazy Ashley to a hotel and high fived their way into a demon's pyramid with her!

by Sninja13 September 18, 2013

The Pyramid

This is a six-person maneuver and an advanced form of the Eiffel Tower. Two girls arrange themselves perpendicular to one another, the first girl resting on her hands and knees and the second arched over top the first. Two males position themselves behind each girl and initiate anal sex. The remaining two males place themselves in front of the girls and engage in oral sex. All four males then high-five one another simultaneously. The two females can also be swapped with two males, and the males in the front can potentially be swapped with two female participants.

"Chris, Tanner, Raphael and Harry all yelled "FUCK BITCHES GET MONEY" as they all came inside the two sluts they were fucking in the pyramid position."

by BuddyButtPirate December 23, 2011

Mock Pyramid

a pyramid-like structure created to make people of Egyptian/Syrian decent feel more at home.

Hey Nemer, I made you a mock pyramid and spread some sand around so you don't miss your house.

by HumBabe March 6, 2005

full pyramid

1:When you take a shit in a toilet (or in any other bowl type nick nack or patiwack), and the shit grows and grows into a monsterous pile of previous ontrays and proceeds to consume your testicals within it, turning your balls into a two-timer winston cruncher, not a plesent sight for the average capone. And for the structure it would be a pyramid as in the famous great pyramids of egypt and a tomb for many fantasies to come.

Terrintino: Hey Quinten! Come see this Full pyramid i just layed all over your quarter pound chicken club sandwiches!

Quinten:DAMIT TERRINTINO WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONGE WITH YOU! whats next? are u going to pull a full pyromid over my bucket of fresh rodeo picked salad grapes?

Marcus: ya what next! the lobster bisque i just had for semi brunch in a two time tuesday?

Quinten: who the fuck are you?

terrintino: ya who are you...

Marcus:You never saw me ok *wink* *wink*

Quinten:........

by Dwayne Delaney August 12, 2006

courtesy toilet paper pyramid (concept)

The idea that you know you are going to run out of TP when guest are over so you mack a courtesy toilet paper pyramid on the side to have spare TP!

I was so grateful that the host made a courtesy toilet paper pyramid (concept) in the bathroom!

by chuckrocks October 5, 2009

Threesome Pyramid

A girl sits on a guys face while making out with another girl who is on the guys dick.

Me Tracy, and Sarah did the Threesome Pyramid all night.

by Doctor Hets March 1, 2021