Cargo Pants

n. Pants with over-sized pockets designed specifically for sneaking inexpensive snacks into a movie theater or similar venue.

Hey, we're going to the movies tonight. Meet me at the Dollar Store and wear your Cargo Pants.

by Tagz December 30, 2008

picante pants

A friendly, yet derogatory term for one of Hispanic descent. (origin South Park)

We don't want any fucking oranges, picante pants!

by captain_jackass101 April 7, 2010

PANTSKAT TRAUMA

Pantskat trauma is caused by making direct contact with a person who has their pants pulled up to their neck as if they don't have arms and are most likely a troll. The most common forms of Pantskats go by the name Karkat, pronounced "Car Cat". Therefor the origin of the name comes from the words "Pants" and "Karkat".

If you are not treated for "pantskat trauma" you will either A) grow candy corn on your head and have terrible pants wedgies for the rest of your life or B) turn into a sort of Nazi-troll-hybrid that only goes after small rodents and assorted tropical birds.
But B) is a very rare case in which only 2% experience and normally only experienced if they don't treat side effect A) for too long.

If you don't treat your "pantskat trauma" you should call the doctor as soon as symptoms arrive.

Early symptoms include: greasy and/or sticky hair, excessive and uncontrollable passing of gas, having feces that resemble Richard Nixon and have mild discoloration such as a purple tint, tears that match the color of you blood, potential discovery of octopi in your pillowcases and rarely, male pregnancy which results in a deformed half walrus half human child.

Not treating "Pantskat trauma" after stage B) results in a painful death by pants enveloping your face until you become a pair of trousers.

TA: Dude, ii thiink KK gave me "Pantskat trauma."

GC: SOUNDS UNPL34S3NT. >:/

Or...

EB: dude Dave turned into a pair of pants. :(

GG: oh no! I bet Karkat gave him Pantskat trauma! D:

by Lawrawrawr August 3, 2011

apartment pants

(Noun). A style of capri-like or long pants made of a loose, light, airy material mainly worn while lounging around in your apartment, or at a friend's, but can also be worn out for late-night trips.

Origin: Episode of "Friends" entitled 'The One With Rachel's Sister". Phoebe refers to Jill's "don't-you-want-to-rent-me-this-apartment? pants" as "apartment pants".

I want to change into apartment pants before Tiffany and Sara come over.

by littlebrownlab September 6, 2010

Pile of pants

Nonsense, bullshit or lies. What politicians often say.

"With regard to your claim to be a national of Afghanistan, the Secretary of State thinks that this is a pile of pants."

by Dick Wright-Upham December 3, 2010

Brown Pants Moment

That split second of fear that your bowel may just empty itself because you forgot to do something of epic importance.

Groom: "You've got the rings yeah?"
Best Man: ...long pause... "errrrrm...hold on...errrrm..." ...longer pause... "yes"
Groom: "Thank F**k, I nearly had a brown pants moment"
Best Man: "Me too"

by schmowo November 19, 2009

I want to wear your pants

A lame pick-up line; lost-in-translation.

Playa--"I deed exactly what you tol' me to do, coach. I toook her to deener. I got her teepsy. Theen I tol' her 'I want to wear your pants'...she just loooked at mee like I'm crazy!!!

Coach--I told you to say: I want to GET IN your pants; not WEAR your pants...dumbass!!!

by YAWA May 1, 2018