prescott valley

A boring little town about 8 miles away from Prescott, AZ. People don't do much in PV. Mostly just lay around and work. The vast and open fields are not much to lok at. The parties are plentiful and the beer flows rapidly. There are a couple neighboring cities that are just as small- Dewey, Humboldt, Mayer. It's not FUN to live there, but it's a place the 35,000 people have to cal home- willingly or not. Teenagers get bored very fast. School is no different. Bradshaw Mountain High School is shitty. People don't learn much, just enough to get by and get the superintendents their money. Its always fun going to school and being bored all day long.

Drive up from PHX about an hour and you can see Prescott Valley for yourself.

by lostinasmalltown June 22, 2008

Prescott College

A very small college in Prescott, Arizona, that is centered on experiential education, liberal arts, the environment, and mostly privileged white people from New England to have an adventure out West, man.

"Hey Dad, I know I haven't really accomplished much else in the past 5 years other than getting really high in the woods and hiking around, but I think I want to extend that to my university education"

"What do you mean, son?"

"Well, there's this really cool college in the middle of Arizona called Prescott College that emphasizes adventure education and environmentalism, and specializes in dreadlocks and weed smoking. I think I want to go there and create my own bachelors degree."

"Wait, what about Bates College, where I went! I'm still on good terms with the President there and he's already assured me your acceptance."

"I know, Dad, but I don't really want to have to 'do' math and chemistry"

"Okay, your trust fund is transferable. Just don't get a Spanish girl pregnant!"

"Thanks, Dad, you're the best!"

by Poop-y in my pants October 10, 2011

sanitation-hygiene prescribed corpse incineration

when,once a person succumbs to a potentially pandemic/epidemic causing disease, his body is not returned to his relatives for burial but is instead incinerated (usually by government executive order) for obvious sanitary/hygiene reasons in order to prevent further infection and try and stop the rampant pandemic/epidemic from spreading.

all the religious and superstitious spiel aside, and despite the fact that sanitation-hygiene prescribed corpse incineration was inefficiently used during The Black Death epidemic of 1347-1351 in Europe, IMHO sanitation-hygiene prescribed corpse incineration should still be considered as a viable option in treating the current Ebola outbreak in Western Africa

by Sexydimma July 29, 2014

Pires beard

Small, pencil thin line of facial hair on the chin.

Made famous by footballer Robert Pires.

A: Wow, look at that guy's Pires beard.

B: Yep

by The Seventh Si December 12, 2003

john prescott

Rotund New labour minister. Known for driving 2 jaguars (sometimes at the same time) and punching people.

2 Jags Prescott

by oracle March 12, 2004

past present tense

The proper form of a verb that is both in the past and present.
Though largely unknown, this tense is good english, as recognized
by the ISO (International Standards Organization)

1. The morbidly obese man "plupped" onto the couch, seductively "slupping" from his Big Gulp cup.

2. The adolescent boy metaphorically "jerzzed" at the thought of the next Star Wars film.

All completely legal usage of past present tense.

by evilbetty June 11, 2013

Prescriptable

A movie in which the plot or ending is extremely predictable.

A Script where by the ending can be predicted with ease.

A movie with a script where the ending is exactly as expected.

The Reader, The boy in striped pyjamas, any movie where the ending is predictable within the first ten minutes.

"That Movie was so prescriptable, i cat believe i even wasted any time illegally downloading it"

by Howiegc October 18, 2009