Master of Puppets

Probably the greatest Metallica, if not greatest metal album, ever released. With awesome songs such as Master of Puppets (the best of all), Welcome Home (Sanitarium), Disposable Heroes, and Damage Inc, this ablum does not fail. Metallica's...no, METAL's landmark.

Retard: liek omg, korn is soooo hevy
Guy: No, Metallica is the real deal. Listen to Master of Puppets.
Retard: liek omg ther gay the sold out lol noob
Guy: Dumbass

by Bashe April 30, 2006

master of puppets

master of puppets is by far metallicas greatest album and probably the greatest metal album ever if you dont agree with me that it is ill come to your house and saw your fuckin head off and shove it up your ass and leave you to rot while vultures and other scavanger animals continue to peck away at your filthy rotten disqusting metallica hating faggoty ass body

guy 1:master of puppets is a good album
guy 2:no master of puppets is by far the greatest album ever created and just for saying that you will die a horrible death ass hole!

by ass cheecks March 9, 2007

Dick Puppet

A woman who loves to be controlled by a mans penis

"Lynn wanted to be Jordan's dick Puppet "

by Cockmuppet11 December 14, 2016

Quirky Puppet

When a girl takes a penis in the vagina, ass, mouth, and both hands. The offbeat speed of the extreme fucking causes the girl to look like a marionette, or "quirky puppet."

I never expected to find a victim, much less six victims, engaged in all out orgy bomb. There were hands and feet everywhere. Had I needed to imagine it in motion, the poor girl in the middle would've resembled a quirky puppet.

by NdoggJ September 25, 2010

Bible puppet

A bible puppet is someone who bases all of their life decisions and judgement on what they read in the bible, as if it's a literal set of rules. However, this causes them to miss out on certain fun activities and misjudge other, based on their upbringing or religious faiths.

Ned: Until this, I never thought Homer and Marge were bad parents, but now I know you kids need a less hellbound family!

Maude: I don't judge Homer and Marge. That's for a vengeful God to do.

Homer: Stupid Flanders! He's such a bible puppet.

by AManFromDeclan November 16, 2011

Nut Puppets

When your girlfriend bites a hole in your nutsack and your nuts fall though, hanging only by your nutcords and your girlfriend sucks on your bare nuts.

hey - why don't we give nut puppets a try

by WindyWindsock September 21, 2017

update the puppets

(Verb.) Referring to the trimming of one's pubic hair
Synonyms: "man-scaping", waxing, "mowing the lawn," etc.

This No-shave November did a doozie on me down there, I have to seriously update the puppets.

by beekachu222 November 28, 2016