punie

It's a euphemism for vagina.

He touched my punie.

by quimbys January 22, 2011

punietas

The Spanish slang term for jacking off or beating your meat..

Hey Keek! Stop shooting punietas Puto!!

by Al Bones February 15, 2014

punion

a pussy (pum pum) that smells and makes your eyes water (like an onion)

omg i could smell your punion from my house

by camiii February 14, 2009

Capital Punishment

Losing points on an English paper because all of your letters are lowercase.

"my name is alex." -2 points. "Why did I lose points for this?" "You didn't capitalize any of the letters so now you're receiving capital punishment."

by Scarlet O. Treece August 23, 2017

Never Punished

What Jan from PokemonChallenges (twitch.tv/PokemonChallenges) says when something RNG dependent happens (i.e. not dodging a critical hit on one of his Pokemon by not switching into a different Pokemon)

Almost dies to a wild Pokemon with Explosion
"Never punished boys!"

by Tritonist July 18, 2021

Universal Punishment

The Pesudo-Collectivist theory which states that if someone commits worng, then all must be punished as a result of that individual's wrongdoing.

Universal Punishment includes:

Gun Control: One out of 80million gun-owning persons just went off the deep end and murdured his family, so let's take away everyone's guns.

War On Drugs: One out of God knows how many coke sniffers just flipped out and killed a kid with a baseball bat, so lets ban ALL drugs.

These Gun and Drug control laws will be sure to lower the rate of shootings and drug overdoses in this country to 0%. After all, it's not like there's a black market where people could get them, or anything...

by Mob_Triggerman October 16, 2004

Punishing Percy in your Palm

Yet another metaphore for male masturbation.

"Man, I was punishing Percy all night long last night"

by skinanbones08 March 8, 2005