Fridge Puncher

A story that's so unbelievable that it could be on Jerry Springer but it's actually true.

"Did you hear about Mike's wife sleeping with his younger brother?!?"
"Damn, that's a real fridge puncher!"

by Sundowner97 June 5, 2020

Tongue puncher

Tongue punching the act of licking an elderly woman’s asshole after a date at tacobell

That baby grandma looks like she needs a tongue puncher in her purse

by Furryfrickerfred February 13, 2023

chocolate puncher

archaic /early 70's:- one who does or may indulge in sodomy /maybe fisting.

The way he eyes up other guys makes me think he may be a chocolate puncher.

by rburger February 5, 2012

Roger puncher

(noun) Someone who punches men named Roger, for no reason other than said men are named "Roger."

Duval County Police apprehended a Caucasian man in his early fifties yesterday, charging him with aggravated assault. As his previous five victims were all named "Roger," the man is a suspected Roger puncher.

by Quanfa88 October 3, 2020

period puncher

a person who sucks as much as periods do and is like a punch in the stomach

Did you see how annoying Jenna was she's a period puncher.

by Leah Larson December 1, 2015

Hole Puncher

Slang for: A Lesbian

Hell yea that bitch is a hole puncher, didnt you see her butch girlfriend?

by That Other Girl's Girlfriend December 4, 2010

ticket puncher

is a realatively homosexually thats likes e to punch tickets in small holes

prison ticket puncher

by gonzo12345 August 6, 2009