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linesheet psychosis

abnormal condition of the mind achieved after cramming too many linesheets together in a short period of time (often in "hell week"), and is a generic psychiatric term for a mental state often described as involving a "loss of contact with reality". People suffering from linesheet psychosis are said to be psychotic.
Sara was found sitting at her cube with a blank look on her face on a friday afteroon, it was clear she was suffering from a servere case of linesheet psychosis.
by Trevis. July 29, 2009
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lucid psychosis

the state of being able to perceive reality while psychotic
"Woof. I was manic as all get out, but at least it was a lucid psychosis, so I didn't run up my credit cart" - Jack Ofnotrade
by Jack Ofnotrade September 28, 2021
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Testicular Psychiatrist

One who can communicate with testicles. Also know as a ball whisperer.
Guy1: Yesterday, my balls were sweaty so I went to a Testicular Psychiatrist. He calmed them down and now they’re not sweaty anymore.

Guy2: I sure as hell need to see a ball whisperer my balls have been giving me trouble for months.
by Leprechaun Circle Jerkle October 7, 2021
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Meat psychosis

A Side Effect of an Unexpectedly good sexual Encounter that may cause Light stalking and Thoughts of Relationships
Gave her such a splendid noodling, that now shes developed meat psychosis.
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Sales Psychosis

Dialing and sending text messages to every client possible.

J 🦢
J 🦢 lives in sales psychosis.
by John 💰 February 8, 2023
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Nesting Psychosis

The hysterical state-of-mind that women achieve when preparing for a party at home or preparing for visitors.
BD Mike: "Jess's family is coming over for the weekend and she has the nesting psychosis bad! I'm walking on egg shells here!"
Eric: "I feel you dawg. Sarah had a work party at home last weekend and got the nesting psychosis badly too. I told her to take a deep breath and tried to hug her and she looked like she wanted to punch me!"
by Eric Reuth January 26, 2023
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Pot Noodle Psychosis

The psychological state of someone who cares too much for their own vanity and fears being rejected by someone they want to go out on a date with, so never actually asking them out.

They prefer to live with the security of knowing "what might have been," even if that security means they will live out the rest of their data eating pot noodles, wanking and crying.
Did you hear about that bloke who fancied that girl and never asked her out? He had a severe case of Pot Noodle Psychosis.
by pixelfingers September 3, 2016
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