Prunie

Elderly folk, specifically the decrepit.

That prunie totally just broke his hip!

by Ellen The Felon March 20, 2006

Prnis

Australian penis

Good eye mate I hurt my prnis last night

by Bill crozby April 3, 2017

Capital Punishment

Losing points on an English paper because all of your letters are lowercase.

"my name is alex." -2 points. "Why did I lose points for this?" "You didn't capitalize any of the letters so now you're receiving capital punishment."

by Scarlet O. Treece August 23, 2017

Never Punished

What Jan from PokemonChallenges (twitch.tv/PokemonChallenges) says when something RNG dependent happens (i.e. not dodging a critical hit on one of his Pokemon by not switching into a different Pokemon)

Almost dies to a wild Pokemon with Explosion
"Never punished boys!"

by Tritonist July 18, 2021

Universal Punishment

The Pesudo-Collectivist theory which states that if someone commits worng, then all must be punished as a result of that individual's wrongdoing.

Universal Punishment includes:

Gun Control: One out of 80million gun-owning persons just went off the deep end and murdured his family, so let's take away everyone's guns.

War On Drugs: One out of God knows how many coke sniffers just flipped out and killed a kid with a baseball bat, so lets ban ALL drugs.

These Gun and Drug control laws will be sure to lower the rate of shootings and drug overdoses in this country to 0%. After all, it's not like there's a black market where people could get them, or anything...

by Mob_Triggerman October 16, 2004

Punishing Percy in your Palm

Yet another metaphore for male masturbation.

"Man, I was punishing Percy all night long last night"

by skinanbones08 March 8, 2005

punishment box

A box used for punishmentin the worst ways. The punishment box is a brutal punishment meant for people who are total asses and wont shut the fuck up.

Damnit go to the fucking punishment box you whore!

by ZasterSladin September 26, 2006