Someone who tell people they play video games just for attention. Each gender has one reason why to do this:
Male: To look cool and fit in with the crowd.
Female: To show off that they're a girl gamer so boys will like them more.
Male: To look cool and fit in with the crowd.
Female: To show off that they're a girl gamer so boys will like them more.
You: Hey dude, I got a chopper gunner in COD yesterday!
Friend: Awesome man, I wanna be in your party someday.
Girl: Hey, you guys play COD? I like using the pistols.
Friend: *Whispers* What a game poser.
You: IKR?
Friend: Awesome man, I wanna be in your party someday.
Girl: Hey, you guys play COD? I like using the pistols.
Friend: *Whispers* What a game poser.
You: IKR?
by EightEqualsO October 19, 2010
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1. Purposely cut them selves over nothing or a small imaginary break up.
2. Download loud screamo music (even though they don’t know what they’re saying), google up the lyrics and relate it to their imaginary problem.
3. Attention seeker – shows everyone that they cut themselves.
4. Usually at the back of a gig looking depressed.
5. Cut themselves to look cool and to fit in because they have no other reason to
6. Hide away from everyone and make people worried when there is really nothing wrong
7. Have a stupid side fringe to purposely cover up their eyes of face
8. Hate the music they are listening to fit in with ‘the crowd’
Hence: These people usually have no life and sit around and sulk for no reason. They make up shit on the spot to get ATTENTION (Attention seeker), post luvo pictures of themselves at a weird angle with their hair in their face, uses a shit load of eyeliner to make them looked deprived of sleep, listen to screamo and have no idea what they’re saying but literally hate the stuff, pretending to cut themselves showing a ‘real knife’ with fake dye on it. Not to mention they draw in black pen and make little drawings of things that relate to death and stick them up places.
Stay AWAY from these people!
1. Purposely cut them selves over nothing or a small imaginary break up.
2. Download loud screamo music (even though they don’t know what they’re saying), google up the lyrics and relate it to their imaginary problem.
3. Attention seeker – shows everyone that they cut themselves.
4. Usually at the back of a gig looking depressed.
5. Cut themselves to look cool and to fit in because they have no other reason to
6. Hide away from everyone and make people worried when there is really nothing wrong
7. Have a stupid side fringe to purposely cover up their eyes of face
8. Hate the music they are listening to fit in with ‘the crowd’
Hence: These people usually have no life and sit around and sulk for no reason. They make up shit on the spot to get ATTENTION (Attention seeker), post luvo pictures of themselves at a weird angle with their hair in their face, uses a shit load of eyeliner to make them looked deprived of sleep, listen to screamo and have no idea what they’re saying but literally hate the stuff, pretending to cut themselves showing a ‘real knife’ with fake dye on it. Not to mention they draw in black pen and make little drawings of things that relate to death and stick them up places.
Stay AWAY from these people!
Emo Poser: Ugh i so hate my life and my girlfriend just dumped me for nothing.
Kid: MMkk...
Emo Poser: OMG i'm so depressed look what i did on the weekend - i actually cut myself, i'm going to commit suicide
Kid: Arn't those red lines that you used in english with a ruler?
Emo Poser: NO! I swear they're real
Kid: I'll just get a knife for you then
Emo Poser: *Run Away*
Kid: MMkk...
Emo Poser: OMG i'm so depressed look what i did on the weekend - i actually cut myself, i'm going to commit suicide
Kid: Arn't those red lines that you used in english with a ruler?
Emo Poser: NO! I swear they're real
Kid: I'll just get a knife for you then
Emo Poser: *Run Away*
by SeekMyRevenge November 9, 2007
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The epitome of quality for blunts. Made from any cigar with 14 layer tobacco leaf casing (such as Romeo y Julieta's). Prepared by unraveling the outer layers of the cigar, then slicing the other layers to remove the tobacco. The paper is then filled with the ground marijuana of the highest quality, and packed to fill the paper completely. The outer layer is then rolled back on, and the blunt is ready.
A true proper blunt burns slowly, usually lasting around 80 puffs, because of the high amount of marijuana used and the slow burning nature of the tobacco leaves.
For a standard 10 inch cigar, anywhere from a 7 to 14 grams of medical quality marijuana is used.
A true proper blunt burns slowly, usually lasting around 80 puffs, because of the high amount of marijuana used and the slow burning nature of the tobacco leaves.
For a standard 10 inch cigar, anywhere from a 7 to 14 grams of medical quality marijuana is used.
"Damn son, I was blazed out of my mind last night. Mason rolled a proper blunt and insisted we finish it off."
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Get the proper norris mug.Can be used as an intensifier / for emphasis, or meaning 'completely' / 'thoroughly' / 'totally' combined with adjectives. Probably used only in London and parts of the South East of England.
“That was a proper good arse-kicking mate. Let's go to the pub and get a pint to celebrate.”
Note: The equivalent in the North of England is 'well', as in “We're well fucked now” meaning completely / totally / 100% fucked, i.e. in trouble / danger or we have no options after something has gone wrong. Another example (N. England only) “she was well pissed" (with stress in 'well') meaning she was very drunk. (Important: never meaning “angry" in Britain as in the US, although England does have the common “(be) pissed-off" meaning “mildly annoyed” and "Piss off!" meaning "go away!").
“That was a proper good arse-kicking mate. Let's go to the pub and get a pint to celebrate.”
Note: The equivalent in the North of England is 'well', as in “We're well fucked now” meaning completely / totally / 100% fucked, i.e. in trouble / danger or we have no options after something has gone wrong. Another example (N. England only) “she was well pissed" (with stress in 'well') meaning she was very drunk. (Important: never meaning “angry" in Britain as in the US, although England does have the common “(be) pissed-off" meaning “mildly annoyed” and "Piss off!" meaning "go away!").
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Get the proper mug.A poser is a generally slanderous insult with no truthful backing. It is often used among teenagers depending on what someone wears.
However, the literal definition is someone who attempts to 'pose' or not be their actual self, to fit in among others.
However, the literal definition is someone who attempts to 'pose' or not be their actual self, to fit in among others.
"Dude, John came in wearing an Adio jacket and skater shoes today."
"Are you serious? He doesn't even skate. Man, what a poser."
Truthfully, this by no means suggests that John was actually attempting to pose as a skater. He just bought the clothes he wanted.
"Are you serious? He doesn't even skate. Man, what a poser."
Truthfully, this by no means suggests that John was actually attempting to pose as a skater. He just bought the clothes he wanted.
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