Kerbal Space Program 2

The best game that you dream of which will never release.

Hey is Kerbal Space Program 2 released yet?
No it is delayed until 2023
Hey is Kerbal Space Program 2 released yet?
No it is delayed until 2024
Hey is Kerbal Space Program 2 released yet?
No it is delayed until 2025

by Matt Free March 9, 2021

Program Shock

The shock from transitioning from one program to another on a computer.

Usually applies to art programs such as Paint Tool Sai, GIMP, Photoshop, etc. etc.

Person A: Hey, is he alright?

Person B: Yeah, he's just pissed that we don't have GIMP, so he has to use MS Paint instead. Just a little program shock, that's all.

Person A: Ah, okay.

Person C: *fetal position*

by Claret the Radioactive Molerat November 23, 2011

programistan

Programistan is the place where the IT department has placed files/pages that everyone in the company needs to update or change but that no one in the company can access. It's buried under some alphabet soup programming language/code/bleck that only Mitch in IT can change.

"I need to change some text on the website. Who do I ask about that?" "Aw, man, that isn't happening today. Only Mitch can do that; those files are in Programistan."

by lyceum April 9, 2012

Programmer Palsy

The semi-permanent paralysis of the arms, hands and wrists evident in computer programmers who eschew use of the mouse in favor of short cut key combinations. The condition is recognizable by the frozen position of one's arms bent inwards, wrists bent outwards and fingers snarled into a useless tangle of digits.

Due to the frequent accompaniment of Programmer Palsy with Keyboard Hunch, sufferers of this disease risk being misidentified as "throwing gang symbols" when walking in unfamiliar neighborhoods.

Bob: What is the matter with that dude?!

Tim: Don't stare man, he's got Programmer Palsy.

Bob: He looks like a freakin' T-Rex with those hands.

by Aaron the Architect March 28, 2013

progameguides.com

progameguides.com is a website that gives tips and codes for people who cannot follow instructions.

Man i love progameguides.com it gives codes for my games.

by TheCatThatCanRead November 18, 2020

program incest

Having intimate relations with someone within your college or university program. Often risking a break up and hardships throughout the rest of your post-secondary experience, generally frowned upon especially in smaller program sizes.

Joe: Hey, that girl in our lecture is hot AF.
Greg: No that'd be program incest, you know you never do that.

by bean george May 27, 2021

ProGamerSnoz

Someone who is typically bad at video games some notable ones are Duantless, Fortnite, R6, Call Of Duty, Garden Warfare, Gang Beasts, Among Us, Destiny 2, Red Dead Redemtion 1/2, Halo, GTA, Ghost Recon, Borderlands, Overwatch, Assasins Creed, Back 4 Blood, Castle Crashers, Battlefield, Chivalry 2, C.R.S.E.D F.O.A.D, Cynerpunk 2077, Dead By Daylight, DayZ, Deep Rock Galactic, Doritos Crash Course, Dungeon Defenders 2, Skyrim, Enlisted, Fable, Fallout, Farming Simulator, Fortified, Forza Horizon, Gears Of War, Genaration Zero, Goat Simulator 2, Grounded, Grim Fandango, Happy Wars, Hello Neigbor, HiFi Rush, Hitman, House Flipper, IloMilo, Insurgency Sandstorm, It Takes Two, Jurassic World Evolution, Just Cause, Kill It With Fire, Life Is Strange, Telltale The Walking Dead, Mass Effect, Metal Gear Solid, Metal Hellslinger, Flight Simulator, Minecraft, Mirrors Edge, Overcooked, Paladins, Payday, Rec Room, Sea Of Thieves, Shotgun Farmers, Shadowrun, Skate, Small Arms, Sniper Elite, Spelunky, Battlefront, State Of Decay, Surgeon Sim, Terraria, The Hunter Call Of The Wild, UFC, Valheim, Viva Piñata, A Way Out, Watch Dogs, The Wolf Among Us, A World Of Keflings.

Oh my god stop throwing ProGamerSnoz

by Yeast Corner June 4, 2023