promovo

Short for promotional video – typically an advertisement-style video that isn't on TV because it runs too long.

"Dude, have you seen the promovo for the iPhone?"
"Yeah dude, that guy kicks ass in his black mock-turtleneck"

by lukerhn January 11, 2008

Prognostihate

To predict a negative outcome for a team or player that your friend likes but which you despise and has no chance of coming true and is completely childish.

...Dave - Tom Brady is a no talent ass clown and the Pats will not win a game next year.

...Ben - You're just saying that because you hate the guy and the team.

...Dave - And he's going to break his leg.

...Ben - Don't prognostihate on my team, bro!

by Slimypete February 29, 2008

Cross Promo

A cheap product promotion inside another product promotion promoting the other product promotion's promotion while also promoting the product in question's product promotion.

"Chocolate Gloves."
"Chocolate HATS!" *CROSS PROMO!*

by Cartman Brah July 7, 2015

Self-Promo

Means if someone advertises himself. He/she wants to gain attention by begging people.

Trollge: Hey man, did you subscribe to my YouTube channel: Ace Wombat ?

Person 2: uhm... stop begging..?
Person 3: bro chill, it's just a self-promotion.

by Ace Combat Fam March 29, 2021

awareness promoter

A pejorative term for leftist hippy freaks that don't do anything but whine. They live to promote awareness for stupid shit that nobody gives a shit about like civil liberties of manatees and preservation of indigenous rocks of the rainforests.

fred: "What are those awareness promoters doing over there?"
Rynaldo: "They're having a candle light vigil in memory of my salad"

Josh: "Hey V, how's that new chick you're going out with?"

V: "She's hot, but she's an awareness promoter. I keep trying to get her to blow me, but she won't shut up about the carbon emissions of frogs long enough for me to shove my cock down her throat."

by fred_berg December 18, 2009

promotisement

An advertisement disguised as a promotion or a promotion disguised as an advertisement.

1) Fox News presented Tea Bag events as news. However, they were a promotisement for Fox News sponsored events.

2) Commercials during television news programs that present products and services as real news bulletins. The mortgage industry collapse created a new bred of opportunistic promotisements.

by Earl Gray Tea Baggs, III October 27, 2009

Prognostication

A method of wordsmithing someone else.

Dennis, that prognostication was so sick

by Huk12 September 25, 2011