Professor Dog

The famous UC Barkeley teacher that is famous for teaching Ecodogmics AND Algebark. He is also a dog.

Professor Dog: And that sums up the reasoning behind why cats purr and not bark.
Student: Why would you purr when you could bark? If I was a cat I would say fuck purr.
Professor Dog: Excuse me, but did you just say fuck Professor Dog?

by Tweeaaked October 20, 2008

professionalism

any business practice in which happiness is sacrificed for success.

"Bill wears a 3 piece business suit everyday no matter how hot it is outside."

"Yeah, his dedication to professionalism will get him far in business...but not life."

or

"Stop leaning back in your chair. Where is your professionalism?"

"Sorry about that, boss. For a moment I forgot success is more important than comfort or happiness.

by the wise sloth August 6, 2009

professor pronunciation

The unusual pronunciation of common words by university professors.

My history professor says "Po-land" instead of "Poland." Is it really the land of the Po?

I thought "God" rhymed with "odd" but my professor says "Gah-haw-d" as if it had three syllables.

Dude, that's professor pronunciation; get used to it.

by chingaleta December 31, 2008

profanity

A linguistic crutch for the inarticulate motherfucker.

Why the fuck you gotta be using all that goddamned profanity all the time, you piece of shit?

by umanor November 19, 2010

Professor

Someone who talks in someone else's sleep.

Why does Professor Connolly always put on a video right after I eat lunch?

by Sjconnolly August 22, 2008

professional douchebag

a douchebag so epicly douchebaggy that they must publish and announce every douchebaggy thing they do.

professional douchebag- I'm George W. Bush, and I approve this message:
"New Orleans fails"

by Spaz De Kat March 19, 2009

Profesor Kerch

An old man who teaches Spanish at an intermediate level. Hair grows out his ears and nose and everywhere. Kerch is very old and prefers cheesy sayings such as "Bite the bullet", "Minus participation", "Kick you in the you-know-what". Kerches have white guinea pigs named Snowball and don't live in the same state that it teaches in. Includes a very low, monotone voice that drills into your head the various preterite forms of dormir.

1. That Profesor Kerch is old and senile and always marks me down on participation.

2. A Profesor Kerch flies back and forth between California, Arizona, and Nicaragua on a weekly basis.

by Lucas Tandy February 11, 2009