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Primordial ooze

When you jizz in a girl's butthole and she keeps it in there for a week.
I gave Jessica a primordial ooze last week.
by Lol42069man October 23, 2020
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Primo Victoria

A car, identified as a 2005 Ford Crown Victoria, trademarked to the Storm Chasing team Razorback Storm Chasing, which is used for identification of meteorological phenomenon, and to better understand the Earth's turbulent atmosphere.
Watch out honey. The police are sitting behind the trees... oh wait. It's just the Primo Victoria...
by Joe Boseephus March 16, 2022
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Primo

A blunt with both marijuana and coke.
"Ima smoke primo and get money illegaal"
by WhatsPoppin09 January 18, 2009
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Dirty Primo-Mau

when you are having sexual intercourse you put a lot of chocolate cream in your penis and wipe it all over your cousin's chest and let the dog eat it while you crap on the dog and have the girl licking it's penis. When you are over the other dog that is licking your ass hole real nice, you cum into the dog ass and crap in the girl eyes and mouth. Then put peanut butter in the dog ass and let the girl finish the job with a donkey punch combo.
Oh my God i just saw the guys from panic at the disco having an awesome Dirty Primo-Mau!!! I was like, OMG WTF LOL LMAO.
by monkeydicksuckerlikingit October 4, 2008
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Primo

A hip hop DJ/producer from the East Coast. Very talented but also overweight and bad tempered at times, believing that people aren't taking hip hop seriously or don't know what hip hop is.
MOP "Take it back Primo..."
Primo "This the real hip hop mo'fuckers" frowns angrily
by Joseba Mundial May 22, 2005
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primordial man

A state of mind, generally induced by alcohol, that is completely and utterly focused on getting laid. Characterized by awkward movement and an unbelievably agressive attitude.
"You should have seen (insert drunk buddy's name here) last night! He devolved into primordial man..."
by Infinity23 May 28, 2006
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Primo Shock

auhhh primo shock... that must have hurt...
by Reptilian December 4, 2009
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