Presidential Adjustafication

New term for "Nigger-Rigging" since Obama took office

"Do you have any duct tape, I need to make a presidential adjustafication to my truck?"

by The Great Hambini August 28, 2009

Evolution of Presidential Approval Ratings

1. Shitty president ends his term. Everybody is pretty PO'd from his actions in office.

2. The candidates are picked. The one who can spout enough bullshit is picked to be the next president.

3. President makes a bunch of promises about change and hope. Approval ratings jump.

4. President does something kind of good. Approval ratings climb. Everybody's life if still a piece of shit, but look, we got this guy as our president!

5. President doesn't do much of anything. Ratings slightly drop, but holy shit, check out who's our president!

(Optional Step) Win a Nobel Peace Prize for no reason. Approval ratings are back up.

6. Passes controversial act/law/ect. that really hurt his ratings. People are also seeing through his promises. Ratings drop.

7. Continues to do little other than talk and do small things. Ratings go down a tad bit further.

8. REELECTED!! Ratings go up yet again. Repeat a few steps and...

9. Shitty president ends his term. Everybody is pretty PO'd from his actions in office.

Evolution of Presidential Approval Ratings

by fgsfdsMASTER December 31, 2009

George W. Bush Presidential Library

Also known as The Tard Ferguson Center for Fail Studies, book learnin is strictly forbidden in this library. The only books in the collection are the Bible, Hardy Boys, and revisionist memoirs. All writing in the library must be done with a Magna-Doodle; pens and magic boxes (computers) are prohibited.

The George W. Bush Presidential Library is dedicated to the pursuit of freedumb through squandering billions of stolen tax dollars on failed speculative invasions of countries without militaries and the idea that bombing heaps of people to death out of fear and ignorance makes you a humanitarian.

by frick1 April 3, 2010

George W. Bush Presidential Library

A pretty good joke. A man more infamous for anti-intellectualism than anyone in history having a library for a memorial is pretty goddamn funny.

Welcome to the George W. Bush Presidential Library, please leave your books at the door.…yeah right there, in that burning pile.

/ignore this Google Bomb:

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by xX_CaliforniaCheese_Xx September 14, 2011

taking a dip in the presidential swimming pool

to overthrow a government

me and my sri lankan besties were taking a dip in the presidential swimming pool

by swag__ September 1, 2022

jay leno for presidential burger

1. a burger that is offered when jay leno runs for president

mumbles went to burger king and asked for the jay leno for presidential burger

mumbles also asked for the conan o'brien burger too

by tree trunk slim August 6, 2010

Presidential

To embarrass your nation by acting like a pompous ass in front of world leaders. Ex. Donald Trump

Donald Trump acted presidential while shoving the Prime Minister out of his way at a NATO photo op.

by Anchorless May 25, 2017