pretzel

n.
(PRET-zuhl)
a small, salty, usually crunchy baked piece of.. pretzel.
Comes in an infinite amount of shapes to guarantee you'll buy them.
It is said they originated from a priest who made them to reward children for saying prayers correctly.
They attempted to rise up and assasinate our dictator, Dubya, but sadly they failed and we'll all die.
Oh, and some are covered in chocolate too.
mmmm...

-I ate a pretzel.
-pretzels are nice

by =^..^= December 5, 2004

Prenzlberg

The affectionate diminutive for Prenzlauer Berg, Germany's hippest suburb located in Europe's hippest low-rent gentrifcation and slumming paradise, Berlin. Prenzlberg is known for its high levels of creativity, freedom, camo baby buggies, tatoo parlours and German speakers who drop 3 English words into every sentence. Also a post-Prague haven for American jazz singers from NY, novelists from NY, performance artists from NY, and those wondering how to get their regular medication sent from NY. Young Germans can shock their parents back in the village by putting their feet on train seats, drinking beer in the street, or having an inter-racial affair. Prenzlauer Berg was also the hippest suburb in the "former East Germans" who now provide the the embittered white trash street action, just like the East German kitsch used as a motif by many of the thousands of super-hip bars in Prenzlauer Berg.

OMG how carnivalesque! How Berlin! How Prenzlberg! How Weimar! Let's go straight there after the Cindy Sherman retrospective!

by your little mate January 25, 2011

Chocolate Pretzel

a pretzel, covered in shit. If you haven't seen Mall rats, then you wouldn't know.

Would you like a Chocolate Pretzel? (Hands douchebag tv host a shit covered pretzel)

by xero347 February 1, 2009

fag pretzel

1. An exaggerated form of couch cuddling that almost looks painful. 2. A contorted, twisted pile of limbs and apendages.

Look at Peter and Arielle in the fag pretzel on the couch!

by RichBee September 22, 2009

Praized

To be very much praised. Origin: confrazed.

Jesus....IS PRAIZED.

by Jamie Please April 21, 2005

preincarnated

theis is when you want to come back as someone from the past instead of being reincarnated as someone in the future, cause the future don't look so good...

I want to be preincarnated as Dean Martin, he got all the chicks and never had to be sober!

by Barkeep77 November 13, 2010

Pretzel nugget

When you fuck a guy or girl in the ass and dislodge a super dried chunk of shit and it falls out

Yo man that girl dropped a pretzel nugget

by StayKruel October 6, 2017