Whale Poaching

A term, used to describe the act of going to a club/bar/rave, and instantly making out with one of the ugliest and drunkest girls there

Last night Carl was whale poaching this one fat ugly chick!

by Darkhaven February 18, 2011

hoe-poaching

verb, to try to steal another man's hoe while going out of his way to diss the guy she's already with.

"Man did you see that guy try to steal Tom's girl?"
"Yeah, man he was straight up, hoe-poaching."

by Cash4Gold August 5, 2012

perching

The act of placing your bare junk (usually male) onto the person sitting directly in front of you during class in the fashion a bird would perch onto a tree branch.

Guy 1: Yo dude, today I just lost it and started perching up on this d-bag who had been annoying me all semester.

Guy 2: Gross man.

by mmalone July 13, 2009

treaching

reaching into your soul and implanting the learnin'

Finance department spent lots of time helping and treaching us how to use their convoluted system.

by zhong December 2, 2011

Pritching

The act of taking 13 horse dicks two elephant dicks and a blue whale penis up the ass and still having room for more.

Holy shit that fag over there is probably amazing at pritching.

by zzPRITCHardedz September 10, 2010

breaching

when having sex and the penis accidentally enters the anus.

we were doing it doggie style and she got breaching. woops anal sex

by joethewookie December 31, 2014

prunching

hitting on homosexual member of the opposite sex

Kat prunching dean

by qwerty1234561234 June 10, 2011