Poking Smot

1.well for one, its a way of saying smoking pot without getting in trouble and or letting other people no what your talking about....

2.its also what you say after to much blunts!

poking smot

1.

man1: dude what you doin today
man2:nothing you?
man1:not much wanna poke smot?
man2: sure.

or...

mom: bob what are you doing today?

Bob: im gunna go hang with my friends and play basketball or poke smot.
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2.

guy1:dude that shit got me twisted man.
guy2: hell yeah! i love pokin smot!
guy1: what?
guy2: i said i like smokin pot.
guy1: oh hahaha

by ~Notorious King~ May 28, 2009

Poking Pillow Toss

The act of assaulting your partner, mid-coitus, with a strategic pillow lob or toss. May be spontaneous in nature or a previously planned attack. Especially effective when your beautiful canadian girlfriend is playing "Mountie".

"Jason gave gave me the ole poking pillow toss last night." or "The knockout she inflicted with the poking pillow toss was the unanticipated result of the weight of the Thermapedic pillow".

by canadian orgasm maestro September 27, 2010

Spam-Porking

Spam-Poker or Spam-Porking is someone will having to have sex with a fat and/or ugly rich person just for the money! Spam is the little pieces of pork all put together to make up a faux HAM! IT's a fake-me-out HAM! So Spam-Porking is fake me out sex or sex for money only.

She found a rich suga-daddy and is going over to his McMansion for some Spam-PORKING tonight! She is going to Spam-Pork him for a diamond tennis bracelet!

by pottie mouth September 11, 2011

Turtlehead poking out

When you really need to poop and are in the car, opening your front door, etc. and you feel as if the turd is beginning to force its way out. This may actually be happening or just a sign that it will if you don't get to the toilet fast enough.

"Mom, please hurry up!"
"I'm at the speed limit, Fred! What could be so important that you would risk casualties?"
"Please, I've got a turtlehead poking out, Mom!"
"Urgh, Fred..."

by Not Your Local Drug Dealer August 15, 2021

Ponking

The inappropriate fondling of a younger person, male or female. Female ponkers usually become cougars.

Sarah is ponking James in the bathroom again.

by sean75 April 17, 2009

Facebook Poking

A way to say hi to your Facebook friends. When you poke someone they get a notification that says "**** poked you!"

-Brandon keeps Facebook poking me. What does that mean?
-He's just saying hi.

by huliamayonnaise December 16, 2014

Poking

The act of walking and playing Pokemon Go while being oblivious to your surroundings.

The kid was poking when he got hit by that car.

by tabcarman July 12, 2016