Blind Poster

Someone who's bored af on the urban dictionary and just posts random stuff to contribute to the massive community of useless definitions. Most likely a procrastinator

I'm bored as BALLS rn, so imma be a Blind Poster and post something on the urban dictionary

by bearlmfao December 11, 2023

Posterical

An adjective to describe something done for posterity.

"You've planned that far ahead? That certainly is quite posterical."

by Percival III September 23, 2025

Poster Paradox

The never-ending cycle of NBA players being dunked on. Everyone has turned someone into a poster and everyone has been made a poster.

Giannis has been dunked on and has dunked on someone. Therefore that is a poster paradox.

by RobDogSports August 8, 2023

Poster

Someone who is posting a very large amounts of data in any social media platform (discord,instagram,youtube,tiktok.........) but he/she is not spamming

Actually he (she) is trying to promote some product or service, or he is just trying to troll

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guy 1 : *post some shitpost in discord
.....after several seconds
guy 1 : *post some memes

guy 1 : *post 3 photos and wojak memes
guy 2 : 'hey hi man'
....after 35 seconds...
guy 1 : *post a video about ukraine war
.....after 13 seconds
guy 1 : *post some memes about zyss and motivational shit :P
........after 1 minute

guy 2 : 'hey man can you please stop posting?'
..........after 7 seconds
guy 1 : * insta post some shitpost for feminism
guy 2 : 'aaaaadsdhewiufasfge can you freaking stop posting or we kick you'
..............after 8 seconds

guy 1 : *post Afghanistan memes about war.
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so.........yeah this is the life of a poster

by RMSpeeK (آر بي جي) September 29, 2022

madd poster child

Anyone who has more than one DUI on their driving record,or someone who gets busted for a DUI,everytime they get behind the wheel.

He (she) has so many DUI arrests on their driving record,he(she) could be a MADD poster child.

by RTBSTRD November 4, 2013

Poster cock

A cock that's so sexy every girl deserves to have a poster on her wall of it

Edwins has a daydream kinda dick that needs to be on a poster so All the girls can masterbate to it , Rachel loves to daydream when she looks at her very own poster cock on the wall of Edwin

by Rachel Lambdin April 14, 2024

poster's madness

When someone gets a following (usually small, but it can be any size) on a social media site and it turns them into an insane diva who thinks they are far more important than they are, both to the social media site and to the world.

Early users of Bluesky often succumbed to poster's madness after getting just a thousand followers.

by The Madness of Posters November 7, 2024