Posterior pal

A butt buddy with whom you have had formal affairs with.

I would like to introduce you to my fine colleague and posterior pal Bob.

by СукаБлять June 16, 2018

pesterance

Bugging the complete shit out of someone until you get what you want. See persistence.

I will maintain my pesterance until you return my calls and give me my discount.

by Danak1975 October 11, 2013

polterdouche

A person that doesn’t respond to your your messages for days at a time. A cross between a poltergeist and a douche.

Wynn, stop being polterdouche and reply to Renee already!

by Jim Chewpert December 17, 2019

Lady paste

Term used to describe the creamy residue secreted from a female vagina, found on the gentlemans penis after sex.

Ruddy heck, look at all that lady paste on my cock!

by Franck Butcher March 30, 2008

cheesecake poster

You know those posters of scantily clad chicks in compromising positions that 15-year-old boys globally have tacked up on their bedroom walls? The ones where the girl is just teasing you, but not letting you see? Bathing suits, usually? Standard softcore crap for adolescents?

Yeah. Cheesecake posters.

"Have you seen all the Kournikova cheesecake posters?"

"My little brother's wall is COVERED in cheesecake."

by triviagame December 23, 2004

original poster

The first person to post or comment within a form-style collection of comments.

By creating a new thread, the original poster opens a discussion on a particular topic.

by Ant90 March 24, 2020

Dick Paste

"Homemade" and "All Natural" adhesive substance made from a man's penile secretions, especially when sticking two pages of a magazine or other literary work together.

Crap! I ran out of Elmer's glue for my school project, better make some dick paste.

by Sticky_Pages October 13, 2010